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    The MacDiarmid Institute for Advanced Materials and Nanotechnology sends out christmas cards to their key stakeholders including government departments, universities and other science institutions. Please have a look a the website to find out more about us : www.macdiarmid.ac.nz. The design should be no smaller than DLE and no larger than A5. The

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    There is a very website called SLIDE.LY. Looking for someone who has an account and can make funny around 10 second videos. See example - [login to view URL] Will want 5 different videos made. If you can make similar to my examples, then I can hire you. Only takes a few minutes to make each video - very

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    Experience in this field Creative Designers that can come out "Wah factor" Artist impression.

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    Trophy icon write funny t-shirt sayings 3 dias left

    I need a comedy writer to come up with funny t-shirt ideas

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    I need someone to create a detailed and unique business case, including project plan, for the project described in the following pages. See the attached files for details

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    i am a small branding just starting out. i am creating boy shorts for women.i have 4 designs that will be apart of my release near christmas. im looking for designs to be created so i can see my sketches in a concrete form. im looking for samples before we discuss mass production. if you are up for the job..send me a link to your work you've done and

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    I am looking for a social media content writer (English native speaker) who knows to write witty and funny posts for my clothing line on Instagram/Facebook. I post usually everyday so if you are funny and the person I am looking for then I will hire you full time! (discuss later about money) Target audience: Female Teenagers to mid 30s ladies who love

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    I am an inspiring author. I am looking for an illustrator for a silly parenting book I have put together. I was hoping to have all 32 pages as full color illustrations and one basic template to use for text uploads as well as the cover. I am needing something in 8.5 by 8.5 inch and that can be resized with clarity and reformatted to multiple formats to be able to turn it into kindle and ebook as w...

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    I would like a custom song played and recorded for my wife.

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    ...different situations for an additional fee. (All goats doing funny or human activities). For inspiration you can search for John Lund edited animal photos to see some ideas. Photos can have a single goat or multiple goats in them but it must be goats. Goat breed does not matter. Photos should be funny but at first glance make the person looking at them wonder

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    christmas decoraion of fabric .

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    christmas decoration Encerrado left

    christmas decoraion of fabric .

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    Please apply if you can draw funny ideas. You may be a: - comic strip artist - concept artist - funny cartoonist - comedian etc Project: funny bunch of 2D creepy gross scary cute cartoon animals for young male adults Please submit: 1 - Your quote for 250 x B&W simple doodles/rough pencil sketch ideas - no need to polish, as it will not be published

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    i need someone who can write an awesome funny urdu or hindi script for me I wants script for youtube vines creation Script should be clear and funny and without abusive words

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    帮我卖些东西 Christmas decorations

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    ...into the experiences that are inside our box, some others will contextualize our offer (Christmas in July, father's day, Movember, Christmas, birthday gift, anniversary gift, wedding gift...). The tone of the voice: Our brand is modern, urban, authentic, funny / quirky. BananaLab is about happiness/ smiles/people. Article length: 300 to 400 words

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    Humoros writers apply! Calling all funny people! Looking for a funny writer to write funny social media posts (like memes) to a bunch of crazy 2D animal characters. Calling all! * Comic * Comedy * Meme writer * Comedian * Funny, hilarious, humorous people! Job description: ============== Ghost write content for social media posts

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    Humoros writers apply! Calling all funny people! Looking for a funny writer to write funny social media posts (like memes) to a bunch of crazy 2D animal characters. Calling all! * Comic * Comedy * Meme writer * Comedian * Funny, hilarious, humorous people! Budget 500$

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    We are the Oakfield Betterment Committee in Oakfield NY. We are a small town where we hold different small down events for Labor Day, Halloween, Christmas, etc. We call ourselves OBC at times. The Oak tree is significant along with our event in our Triangle Park where there is a Gazeebo that is also a landmark. We're at [login to view URL] and

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    I need ten pencil sketches to illustrate 2 old fashioned Christmas stories. Pictures 1-5 set in a little village on the shores of the Baltic Sea, hundreds and hundreds of years ago. Pictures 6-10 set in 19th century America. I have uploaded 2 example pictures from each setting that are already in the books. I have a budget of £60 for this project. Sketches

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    Thank you to everybody who participated!

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    Writer needed to write creative and funny product descriptions. PLease share samples of your work. Since you are writer you will completely understand that I ask you to type "Savvy" at the beginning of your bid. When I ask the freelancers who fail to do this why they didn't read and follow instructions, the answers are quite interesting. "You're

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    ...bottle wine packs available from one of Australia's most iconic wineries. Estate wines made by Gourmet Travellers Young winemaker of the year 2015 Melanie Chester. Perfect for Christmas and other gifting occasions. Two Pack $50 valued at over $100 Six Pack $150 valued at over $300 * Minimum quantity of 10 packs applies [login to view URL]

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    New I WROTE A NEW CHRISTMAS BOOK AND NEED ILLUSTRATIONS FOR IT. ARNOLD KANE/KANECTRY@[login to view URL] (no. 3): Super impose canvas images onto rectangular frames in stock photography

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    ...mean, imagine if you will that you could send an anonymous letter telling someone to fuck off, a co-worker, boss, friend, someone down the street etc? They are looking for funny fuck you letters to start with the following topics or we are open to other ideas as well. A Fuck you Resignation letter A Fuck you to a Bad Driver A Fuck you to an Annoying

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    Need a funny and humorous scriptwriter who is ready to do a demo based on comedy, I will share you a link as a sample.

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    Comedy writer / comedians apply! Looking for a funny writer to write funny memes and funny 30 second youtube clips to a bunch of funny 2D animated animal characters. Apply! * Comic writer * Comedy writer * Meme writer * Comedian * Funny, hilarious, humorous Job description: ============== Ghost write content for social media posts featuring

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    Hello, I need some experts regarding graphical design to digitally draw animals in some funny pop art. I will explain better and show you some pictures to explain you better. This is for a long term partnership and to pay you later each week/month. (200€/500€/1000€ no matter number of designs) As said, looking for a really cheap price regarding the

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    ...types of shirts printed include: moms day, dads day, philanthropy shirts, rush shirts, bid day shirts, date party shirts (date parties have different themes, ex- toga, tacky christmas, Hawaiian, kentucky derby, country club, when i grow up, what i used to wear in middle school, when I grow up, high school stereotypes, etc) If you need help coming up with

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    Theme: Christmas Video duration: 30/40 seconds Target: childrens from 6years old and below Theme description: Animated video with christmas song on a story wich includes Santa Claus and other chritmas elements! Be creative on this! Examples as inspiration: [login to view URL] [login to view URL] The video

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    Software with managing of percents in social security and corporate expenses. Preferences: Annual days of vacations policies, Christmas Bonus policies, Type of payment (Montly, weekly, semimonthly). Master of employes: ID, Name, Last name, Fixed Salary, Variable Salary, Date of hiring, date of firing, civil state (Married, single), man or female, kids

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    ...to put together a Christmas themed package that contains something fun and not too expensive to print/cut. Ideas for the package so far are: 1 - 5x7 Christmas themed frame for photo A full-color cardstock photo frame (basically a cutout) that would allow you to insert a 5x7 photo. The front side of the card-frame would be Christmas themed and the back

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    Trophy icon Cardboard Cubbies logo design Encerrado left

    ...with an art pack for the children to decorate the house with paint, glitter and crayons. Customers will be able to choose from different designs which will be seasonal i.e. Christmas or Easter designs also they will be designed with what is popular at the moment such as unicorns or dinosaurs. The material of the house will be recycled cardboard and after

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    Trophy icon Funny T-Shirt Design Encerrado left

    I need a funny T-Shirt designed. It can be whatever you want, be creative!

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    Design project Encerrado left

    I need some graphic design. Design a Christmas card

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    as per the above, we are a company providing luxury car with driver services for weddings, based in Asia. our car makes are audi, bmw, mercedes and jaguar. looking to get a funny/witty description to promote our services . this description will be used in our advertising preferably looking for someone familiar with asian culture/weddings to write something

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    Trophy icon Christmas Cracker design Encerrado left

    A design request you may not have seen before ....We need a christmas cracker designed for Chinese New Year 2019. The colors would be the usual red and/or Gold - unless you have a better idea :-) . Possibly having Gold Chinese embossed characters 恭禧發財 in the middle section of cracker too? Maybe have the zodiac for 2019 as well ? Happy to be guided

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    vijay funny Encerrado left

    I need an Android app. I would like it designed and built.

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    ...to. In the call, the two old ladies call a local Waffle House looking to find out about their food and specials. The women then get put on hold where they begin having a funny conversation with each other. They talk about how hungry they are, one of the ladies mentions eating her “flavored” fingernails to keep her from starving while on the phone

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    Christmas project Encerrado left

    I want to hire a christmas freelancer

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    I am starting a youtube gaming channel and record footage of my face as well as my game and I need someone to put the two together and then spice it up to be funny, with titles and noises, censorship of swear words and just casual youtube editing stuff

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    Long term. Project Make me a very funny animated video of short. Duration. Original video. Should not be downloaded from the Internet. Like make. Something using animated software

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    Make a Video Clip Encerrado left

    Make a video version for this Christmas song: [login to view URL] Concept: This is a rhythmic Christmas carol sung in Reggae style, celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ as per the Gospel of St. Luke. Setting: The singer narrates the key happenings in a very simplified manner trying to paint a vivid picture in the mind of her audience, inviting

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    Power point presentation on Alcohol , Carl Jung and Psychedelics

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    Build me a tool Encerrado left

    ...online business which can forecast the incoming orders for the future of any date, month or year at any given time. It should forecast for the festive season also like Diwali, Christmas and new year which are the biggest festive seasons of the year. It should provide the forecast once I input some data according to the seasonal sales like the monsoon, summer

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    Trophy icon Make a funny gif or video Encerrado left

    I want to take this gif of my friend working out and crop her into a funny dancing scene. maybe using another viral video of people dancing at a festival or just putting her on a dance floor to a fitting music. I'm excited to see what you come up with!

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    I need some graphic design. I need a picture of jonathan cheban that is funny and looks good. Examples should be displayed. Need done asap.

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    Hi there Are you funny, know your way around Design Sprints and love writing? Then we might just strike up a bond for life, or.. the foreseeable future. For now, you'd write an article about 'Why a 5-Day Design Sprint can replace months of work'. Requirements: - Informative, yet have an amusing style of writing. (see bottom snippets for inspiration)

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