Funny holiday greetings trabalhos

I need a website to list my properties for short term holiday rentals Gostaria de desenvolver um site que e para colocar os alojamentos. Com as seguintes funções: - Suncronização com os calendários da , Airbnb etc. - Gateway para pagamento Paypal, MBway, Cc. - Possivel fazer reservas no site Preciso que desenvolva um logo e um nome. Reference:

Eu preciso de um novo site. Eu preciso que você o projete e o construa.

Estou criando uma loja de estamparia de roupas, acessórios, decoração, etc. Usarei o OpenCart ou o Woocommerce (ainda estou decidindo a plataforma). Vou trabalhar com dezenas de tipos de produtos e milhares de estampas diferentes. Sendo que para cada estampa, terão mais de 20 produtos distintos. Referência de site para ilustração: https://www.spreadshirt.com/funny+gym+luke+sport+geek+men-s+t-shirt-D12891592 Preciso de um sistema/plugin/módulo backend que automatize o processo de cadastramento de produto, no qual, eu faça o upload apenas da imagem da estampa em PNG e ele gera automaticamente as imagens dessa estampa no produto (isto é, a foto do produto final exemplo camiseta, boné, etc com a estampa da ...

Estou criando uma loja de estamparia de roupas, acessórios, decoração, etc. Usarei o OpenCart ou o Woocommerce (ainda estou decidindo a plataforma). Na página de produtos, preciso de um carrosel (slider) que mostre outras opções de produtos com a mesma estampa do produto que o usuário está acessando. Ou seja, preciso de um módulo que crie e...ser criado do zero ou pode alterar um plugin que já tenho e me dá a opção do slider com produtos de uma categoria específica, mas quero que ele filtre os produtos de acordo com tags ou atributos iguais ao produtos que está sendo visto). O módulo é esse E este é um exemplo de como ficaria no frontend: https://www.spreadshirt...

Somos uma instituição de ensino de Inglês e estamos ingressando no âmbito dos cursos online, precisamos de vídeos de qualidade de diversos temas relacionados ao ensino de inglês, desde os temas mais simples como "greetings" até os mais complexos como a correta utilização do "Future perfect" , necessitamos inicialmente de vídeos curtos para postagem nas redes sociais, canal do Youtube e site da escola. Faça sua proposta que lhe envio os temas que possuímos disponíveis e valores a serem pagos pelos seus níveis de dificuldade. Os vídeos não precisam ser editados somente gravados e enviados que nossa equipe de edições irá inserir nossas ...

We have an on-line fitness progect for women. We need people to make content for our Portuguese Facebook group. We need only native speakers from Brazil with experience in this sphere. Candidate should write articles, make motivators, funny photos and jokes about fitness and nutrition.

Sistema financeiro Preciso que seja desenvolvido um sistema financeiro específico para atender algumas demandas que possuo que são bastante exclusivas. Vou descrever aqui como minha empresa funciona e o que eu desejo que eu tenha como relatório. Eu alugo apartamentos por temporada, meus hospedes me encontram de uma forma específica: Sites de reserva (Airbnb, Flipkey, Holiday lettings, entre outros), através do meu site solicitando reservas por email e por indicações. Os Hospedes que chegam até mim através dos sites de reserva pagam pelo serviços no ato da reserva através do próprio site. Cada site possui sua taxa de comissão específica e o dinheiro fica retido com eles at&eac...

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Correções na minha pagina fofa Colocar um full display do player, mas sem colocar o full. Seria tipo um meio full Algo entre médio full e um litle funny full. Deixar o CPF pulandinho na tela, de luminosidade gradiente, como uma proteção de tela. Deixar dinamico o programa achar o link onde está para que seja alterado e algo assim....

Olá! preciso da craição de arte para impressão de flyers para palestras, seminários, workshops e fóruns voltados para executivos, líderes de equipes, gestores de RH e esportistas. Palestrante: Claiton Fernandez Tema: "O que esperar da Economia Brasileira em ano de Copa e de Eleições?" - Palestr...craição de arte para impressão de flyers para palestras, seminários, workshops e fóruns voltados para executivos, líderes de equipes, gestores de RH e esportistas. Palestrante: Claiton Fernandez Tema: "O que esperar da Economia Brasileira em ano de Copa e de Eleições?" - Palestra a realizar - se no dia 12/03 às 20:00 hrs no Holiday Inn A...

Greetings, fellow freelancers! I am looking for an experienced Copywriter/Solopreneur to help level up my business. I need expert advice on determining my value proposition, unique selling points, and market positioning. Additionally, client acquisition is super hard. How do you keep a steady client base? (let's talk content marketing) Must be a seasoned veteran who has been in the weeds and successfully established a lucrative income. (65k+ annually) Also, do you genuinely feel passionate about other people's growth? If so, I'd like to meet. Please write me a pitch introducing yourself, your experience, and how you can help. Thank you, - Genki H. P.S. Here's a messaging platform I wrote recently for a job application for your reference. P.P.S. Expecte...

We are seeking female bikini models aged between 18-60, for a casual yet enticing yachting photo shoot from different yachts and various sizes to take place in the stunning Mediterranean area. The theme of the shoot is predominantly casual holiday. You'll be embodying the spirit of sea life in a laid-back, casual manner. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Experience in modeling, preferably swimwear - Ability to express 'nautical' theme convincingly - Must be comfortable with outside shooting in a yacht environment - Age 18-60 - Comfort and confidence in front of the camera. I look forward to working with you and creating some exceptional images.

...administrators to configure various leave types such as vacation, sick leave, and bereavement leave to accommodate different company policies. - Provide functionalities for employees to request and track leaves such as sick leave, vacation, etc routing based on employee hierarchy to ensure that leave requests are reviewed and approved by the appropriate authorities. - Include a calendar view and yearly holiday calendar to facilitate easy leave scheduling and tracking for both employees and administrators Attendance Management: - Record employee attendance through methods biometric devices and employees can view their hours worked, breaks, and overtime. Customizable Payroll Management: - Designate authorized users to manage payroll processes like uploading or deleting payslip...

Hello There, After Greetings... We need to build an e-commerce website by Shopify focused on health and vitamins near this website we need all the features on the target website 1- categories > 3 subcategories > products there is a categories page and a products page and every single product has one main category and 3 subcategories will be able to add or change categories, subcategories, and products by Excel or JSON in CMD 2- brands > their products 3- offers > list of offers > their products There are offers page when you choose one of the offers you'll go to the list of their products 4- BestSellers 5- Rewards Point... 6- all in the target website we need it even though I don't list it here -when you go to every single page form above, will find a f...

I'm in need of a skilled caricature artist to create 12 unique, funny, and exaggerated caricatures. These will be used across various digital platforms, so the final outcome needs to be in color. Key Project Requirements: - 12 Faces: You'll be turning 12 individuals into caricatures. Each one should be distinctly different yet maintain the theme of being funny and exaggerated. - Style and Theme: The caricatures should be in a funny and exaggerated style. This means you should have a keen eye for exaggeration and a great sense of humor to infuse into your work. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Caricature Artistry: You should have a solid portfolio of caricature work, ideally with experience in creating funny and exaggerated characters. - Digital Art: ...

LOGO BRIEF
 We need a brand new, fresh, modern and eye catching business logo for: Aegean 4all THE COMPANY: 
 Apartments/Villas for rent, holiday tours, events and other touristic activities. 
 The logo must have 2 elements: 
 
 -1. a SIGN (based on sea, sand, summer, Greek islands)
 -2. the MAIN LOGO TITLE NAME which is: Aegean 4all The colours of the logo can be light blue, yellow, orange, or whatever you think that can go with the concept "islands-vacations-tourism". The winner of the contest must be able to provide us with all the loyalties (proof of loyalty) in case he/she uses any stock image etc. 
 
 The winner of the contest must be able to provide us with all the necessary high resolution, outlined, CMYK files (ai, png, as well as the fonts used in orde...

More details: What is the purpose of the illustration? Memories Book for a birthday What theme should the book cover illustration follow? Illustrations from (old) family photos or moments What specific moments or photos would you like to include in the illustration? Family vacations, Childhood memories, Funny traits

I'm seeking a U.S-based professional female voice-over artist who possess significant experience in commercials, narration, and phone greetings. Your application should highlight: - Your experience in voice over work - Past projects, specifically related to commercials, narration, and phone greetings - Your ability to deliver a professional voice-over style The voice over will be used for various projects, so versatile female voice-over artists are preferred. Please include samples from previous work in your application. Looking forward to your bids.

i wanna buy this plugin : and setting it for having this feature, for 1 of this need add custom code : need these features: 1. User area for cancel booking (unitl specific time setting) 2. Create service for specific day and time (example “Spinning Class” each monday at 10:00-11:00 am time) 3. Holiday block day 4. Limit user email / name booking only 1 time for service day/time (for this custom code ) 5. Waiting List when finished maximum capacity 6. Setting a specific range date for service example aviable / showing from start to end date

Hi Jorna, Everthing okay? You've made logos for us before. Hopefully you still have them and remember World Wide Juf, World Wide IB-Dutch etc. We are missing a number of colors, could you please help us with this? Please the white logos for all the different logos made. We also like the logos with transparent background, all colors. Black, blue, gold, white. Thank you very much in advance. Greetings, Arlette

Greetings! We are excited to announce an opportunity for a skilled Shopify developer to collaborate with us on the creation of an e-commerce platform for Brand TTArtisan, a leading brand specializing in photographic accessories. As importers and distributors of renowned global brands like Peak Design, Laowa lenses, and 7Artisans, we aim to enhance our online presence and cater to our customers with dedicated brand websites. We are seeking a proficient developer to undertake this project on a contractual basis. Project Overview: The project entails the development of an e-commerce website for TTArtisan, focusing on providing a seamless shopping experience for our customers in India. The website will serve as a dedicated platform for showcasing and selling TTArtisan products, includi...

I'm looking for a creative and experienced screenwriter to help me with my draft a satirical TV show script. Key Requirements: - The script should focus on satirical comedy - The primary setting for the screenplay is modern day - The target audience for this ...target audience for this project is 30-40 young parents Ideal Skills and Experience: - Prior experience in writing satirical comedy is a plus - Experience in writing for TV, online or audio content - Ability to tailor comedy for a specific target audience - Understanding of modern day culture and trends - Excellent creative writing skills Your deliverable would be a well-crafted, engaging and funny script that resonates with the target audience. If you have a knack for satire and a passion for comedy, I'd lo...

I'm looking for a skilled developer who can help me integrate a chat feature into my Telegram account. The chat should be capable of receiving inquiries and sending responses, with the following specifics: - **Manual Responses with Automated Greetings:** The chat should greet the user automatically upon initiation, and then respond to their queries manually. - **Scheduled Messages:** I need the feature to have the capacity to send scheduled messages to users at specific times. The ideal candidate for this project should be familiar with Telegram bot development, have experience with chat automation, and be able to deliver a user-friendly and efficient solution. The ability to understand and meet user needs is crucial. Please provide examples of similar projects you've wo...

So for the competition, please photoshop one of the photos of Hannah Palmer which you can find here (you can choose any) and add a cat in the picture. The one who is selected will be asked to make a series of photos to include the same cat. Most important is that it looks realistic, also a bonus if it looks funny. Note that the offered budget is just for the 1 winning picture. You will be paid 50€ for 10 adjusted pictures.

I'm looking for designer to create a cheeky, funny and cool Zebra mascot in a cartoon style. This mascot will be used for personal purposes, decorating a Land Rover (with a zebra-design) for a fun rally and to print stickers as giveaways. The mascot is also used on the team website. Key Requirements: - Create a Zebra mascot (a roughly square head-and-shoulders portrait). The design should be cartoonish and exude a sense of humor and coolness. - The mascot could be designed with a baseball cap. - The background should be white and the cartoon should be outlined with a black line. - To print large and small sized stickers (maximum size about 12 x 12 inch or 30 x 30 cm). To print the stickers I need a suitable image file : in addition to a jpg (at least 300 dpi) also a PSD. ...

Hello, Greetings of the day! I am looking for Thai Voice-over Artists for my project. Details for freelancers/Artists : Source Language: Any Target Language: Thai Target file - MP3/Wav/video format NOTE- Kindly share your samples. I will be waiting for your response and I hope that we can discuss this project further. If interested, kindly share your samples. Looking forward to your bids.

Hello, Greetings of the day! I am looking for Tagalog Voice-over Artists for my project. Details for freelancers/Artists : Source Language: Any Target Language: Tagalog Target file - MP3/Wav/video format NOTE- Kindly share your samples. I will be waiting for your response and I hope that we can discuss this project further. If interested, kindly share your samples. Looking forward to your bids.

Hello, Greetings of the day! I am looking for Italian Voice-over Artists for my project. Details for freelancers/Artists : Source Language: Any Target Language: Italian Target file - MP3/Wav/video format NOTE- Kindly share your samples. I will be waiting for your response and I hope that we can discuss this project further. If interested, kindly share your samples. Looking forward to your bids.

Greetings! We've recently developed an English learning platform using Moodle, and while the foundation is solid, there's significant room for enhancement to create a seamless learning experience. We're seeking a skilled freelancer to customize and optimize our platform to leverage its full potential and provide an enriching learning environment for students, teachers, and administrators alike. Project Objectives: 1. Visual and Functional Customization: - Customize the platform's template for enhanced visual appeal and intuitive navigation. - Ensure seamless usability for administrators, teachers, and students. 2. Online Testing Integration: - Implement online testing functionalities to accurately assess learners' current English proficiency lev...

Greetings, I urgently need an experienced freelance site plan designer who can develop a detailed residential site plan. Your responsibilities will include: - Creating a comprehensive site analysis. - Designing a residential site plan using AutoCAD. Key Skills: - Proficient in AutoCAD. - Previous experience in designing residential site plans. - Strong understanding of site analysis. What I Require: - Availability for immediate start. - Portfolio showcasing previous site plan designs. - Your estimated completion time. - Your payment expectations. Looking forward to your proposals. Best, Aman

Need to add a cat in several pictures of a person. Need someone who is not only skilled in making it same flawless but also someone creative who can make it funny.

Greetings, I urgently require a professional and engaging portfolio that will truly reflect my design prowess. The main focus of the portfolio is to showcase my impressive range of design skills. Key Notes: - Your project proposal should be detailed, capturing your clear understanding of my needs and exactly how you intend to represent my skills in the portfolio. - Useful concepts and ideas for the portfolio would be highly beneficial, as my main goal is to demonstrate my craft to potential clients, partners, or employers. Ideal Applicant: - Experienced in crafting captivating design portfolios. - High attention to detail is important. - Creativity and innovative execution of ideas highly desired. - Understanding of the design industry and the best ways to represent de...

I'm looking for an innovative and creative content creator to help generate videos for my YouTube channel. The content will primarily focus on funny animal-related themes for children, teens and adults - Content type: The creator should be capable of making vlogs, tutorials, and comedy sketches focusing on humorous scenarios or facts around animals. - Main Channel Theme: The theme of the channel is Funny Animals. Any content developed should align with this central theme and be suitable for children. - Target Audience: The content should be engaging, fun, edutaining (educational + entertaining), and suitable for children. Ideal skills and experience: - Experience in content creation, specifically for YouTube. - Demonstrable knowledge in creating kid-friendly conten...

I am in need of a proficient Excel expert who can create a custom spreadsheet for me. This spreadsheet will help in calculating the overtime rates for my 6 employees on a monthly basis. Key Requirements: - The Excel sheet should calculate 3 types of overtime rates: standard (1x), holiday (2x), and evening/weekend (1.5x) - The formulae should be designed to take into account that an employee works a 40 hour basic week with typical overtime of between 1-20 hours. - The sheet should take into account that the employees are not paid for 30mins of travel time to and from work, the employees tell me what time they left home, arrived at site, left site and arrived home. - Standard hours are 08.30-17.00 Mon-Fri with a 0.5hour unpaid break and a 0.5 hour unpaid break if working over 12 hour...

Hello, Greetings of the day! I require Latin American Spanish Voice-over Artists for my project. Details for freelancers/Artists : Source Language: Any Target Language: Latin American Spanish Target file - MP3/Wav NOTE- Kindly share your samples. I will be waiting for your response and I hope that we can discuss this project further. If interested, kindly share your samples. Looking forward to your bids.

Hello, Greetings of the day! I need Brazilian Portuguese Voice-over Artists as well as Dubbing Studios for my project. Details for freelancers/Artists : Source Language: Any Target Language: Brazilian Portuguese Target file - MP3/Wav NOTE- Kindly share your samples. I will be waiting for your response and I hope that we can discuss this project further. If interested, kindly share your samples. Looking forward to your bids.

Hello, Greetings of the day! I require German Voice-over Artists as well as Dubbing Studios for my project. Details for freelancers/Artists : Source Language: Any Target Language: German Target file - MP3/Wav NOTE- Kindly share your samples. I will be waiting for your response and I hope that we can discuss this project further. If interested, kindly share your samples. Looking forward to your bids.

Looking for an Anime Recap Editor who can add funny elements, name of characters and simple editing. Here is an example: Usually around 30 minutes to 1 hour length

We are looking for a full time employee who can work from home to edit videos and upload to Youtube and managing the daily works. Candidates with editing skills are preferred. working hours 10 AM IST to 4:30 PM IST. Sunday only holiday. Apply only if your from Telangana or Andhra Pradesh. Candidates must have own laptop or pc with good internet. Monthly salary .

We are searching for suitable candidate from south india for a work from home position. Job responsibilities:- editing videos, uploading on youtube, graphic designing, preparing content, managing social media sites. software skills are added. Requirement:- Candidate must be from any Telugu state or understand telugu. must have own pc or laptop with good internet. timings:- 10 AM to 4:30 PM. ...searching for suitable candidate from south india for a work from home position. Job responsibilities:- editing videos, uploading on youtube, graphic designing, preparing content, managing social media sites. software skills are added. Requirement:- Candidate must be from any Telugu state or understand telugu. must have own pc or laptop with good internet. timings:- 10 AM to 4:30 PM. Sunday ho...

...templates. I'm specifically looking for templates in the following categories: - Invitations - Greetings - Business Cards The envisioned style for these templates is a mix of 'Modern' and 'Elegant'. If you have a proven track record in these styles, I'd love to hear from you. A key requirement for the templates is that they should be editable. This means that users should be able to easily add their own information to the template. If you have experience in designing templates and creating editable designs, this could be an exciting project. Please reach out to discuss the project details further. Ideal skills and experience for the job: - Proven track record in designing invitation, greetings, and business card templates - Strong desig...

Greetings, I'm in need of a seasoned professional who can breathe new life into the design, alignment, and content of some of my PDF files. A masterful understanding of the following tasks is required: * Rewriting of PDFs: Language isn’t just a tool for communication! You need to be able to rewrite these documents in a way that's compelling and engaging, without losing sight of the content's objectives. * Designing Documents: I want someone who can truly make these documents scream "top-notch". From choosing the right font and color palettes to the use of appropriate icons and imagery, your design skills should reflect in these documents. * Aligning Documents: Proper alignment is crucial to visual balance. You should be comfortable adjusting...

Greetings. I have a snow globe collection that depicts all the cities I’ve lived in (see attached pic). One of the places I’ve lived is Koh Chang, an island in Thailand, that does not sell snow globes. “Chang” means “elephant”, so I bought an elephant snow globe. I am looking for an artist who can transform this snow globe into something more personal… I am wondering if you could chip away at the elephants on the base and, with some sort of paste, smooth over the base and create custom elements to affix? I would like to add: Silhouette of a school (I was a volunteer teacher for a year or so) Silhouette of my friend’s restaurant Beach Jungle (with at least one monkey) Paint the name “Koh Chang” I can send design referen...

I'm seeking a talented graphic designer to create a captivating, cartoon-style design for my travel business' branding initiative. The final product should re...created in full color to create a visually appealing image. The ideal freelancer for this project should have: • Proven experience in creating captivating cartoon-style graphics, • A strong sense of color theory to ensure the end product is as visually appealing as possible, • An understanding of branding and how to create images that enhance brand recognition. This project is more than creating a funny image; it's about encapsulating the brand's spirit in a single graphic. If you have the required skills and can deliver a design that echoes our passion for travel, sisterhood, and adventu...

Greetings, I require comprehensive support in creating UX write-ups for my fitness mobile app and website, STAMIN. This would demand expertise in the following areas: - Wireframing and prototyping - Information architecture and navigation design - User testing and feedback collection The task incorporates around 10-20 screens/pages and various core features that include: - User Registration/Profile Creation - Workout Tracking - Meal Planning - Workout Schedule - Payments - Find Fitness and Sport Clubs Ideal candidates would have previous experience in UX design or write-up, particularly within the fitness application or website domain. Please review the app, provide a brief proposal with an estimation of cost and time frame. The proposal should also include how your skills and ...

...(1-4) presented in editable charts with editable excel files and all referenced by source of info and date NICE TO HAVE a. Total existing value of savings and investments in the UK and EU by investment media/category. b. total existing value of current accounts (and separately) savings accounts in banks/bldg societies in the UK and (ideally separately) the EU c. Average spend on accommodation of holiday-makers (or by household) vacationing each year by UK or EU country and trends/expectations for future c. Least important - comparisons/splits of any of 1-5 and a.-b., between UK and different EU countries The required timeframe for this data is annually. Data should be not only collected but also analyzed and presented with charts or graphs for clarity and easier interpretation...

...of these images. The character should be sitting and for the most part be like the top right though the position can change. However the character should be holding this steel dagger (preferably not pixelated) in 1 hand and it should follow the colour concept of the game character. Light/pastel green baby looking overalls but ideally with a style like the blue overalls drawn on the left. The holiday hat from the game character is also intended to be part of the design but can be included in any cute fashion. This graphic will be used for a youtube project and will likely have future variations so keep this in mind. Feel free to get creative, this is solely a general outline. The only things that are a must are the steel dagger, the hat and the light/pastel green overall colou...

I'm seeking a skilled web developer to create a robust, user-friendly travel and tourism website, primarily focused on holiday packages. The website should include: - An online booking system for seamless reservation experiences - Interactive map showcasing major tourist attractions - A section where customers can leave reviews and ratings for each package Payment features should accommodate Credit/debit cards, Bank transfers, and UPI payments. The website's primary language will be English. Expertise in interactive website design, secure payment gateway integration, and SEO optimization would be ideal for accomplishing this project.

I need a digital advertisement to be designed and displayed ...Friday April 26th and i'll be taking only 3 appointments that day so space is limited. The target audience should be women who are interested in relaxation and stress-relief after a long week. I need someone who is creative and experienced in creating ads that will raise awareness of my business. Important details to add to the advertisement Only for women - please add to all entries Location: Holiday Inn Express & Suites Oklahoma City Dwtn - Bricktown, an IHG Hotel - 101 E Main St, Oklahoma City, OK 73104 Hosting day: Friday, April 26th 2pm to 9pm Book your appointment - Contact me on one of the following platforms. Send your age, photo, and if you will be solo or accompanied. Leave room for Snap Twitter...