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    ...loja de estamparia de roupas, acessórios, decoração, etc. Usarei o OpenCart ou o Woocommerce (ainda estou decidindo a plataforma). Vou trabalhar com dezenas de tipos de produtos e milhares de estampas diferentes. Sendo que para cada estampa, terão mais de 20 produtos distintos. Referência de site para ilustração: https://www.spreadshirt.com/funny+gym+luke+sport+geek+men-s+t-shirt-D12891592 Preciso de um sistema/plugin/módulo backend que automatize o processo de cadastramento de produto, no qual, eu faça o upload apenas da imagem da estampa em PNG e ele gera automaticamente as imagens dessa estampa no produto (isto é, a foto do produto final exemplo camiseta, boné, etc com a estam...

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    ...estou decidindo a plataforma). Na página de produtos, preciso de um carrosel (slider) que mostre outras opções de produtos com a mesma estampa do produto que o usuário está acessando. Ou seja, preciso de um módulo que crie esse slider para aparecer produtos de uma categoria específica e com a mesma “Tag” ou “atributo” que o produto que está sendo visto pelo usuário. Esse módulo pode ser criado do zero ou pode alterar um plugin que já tenho e me dá a opção do slider com produtos de uma categoria específica, mas quero que ele filtre os produtos de acordo com tags ou atributos iguais ao produtos que está sendo visto). O m&oa...

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    Content for Facebook Encerrado left

    We have an on-line fitness progect for women. We need people to make content for our Portuguese Facebook group. We need only native speakers from Brazil with experience in this sphere. Candidate should write articles, make motivators, funny photos and jokes about fitness and nutrition.

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    Scanner Project Encerrado left

    Codificação de aplicativo simples na área de entretenimento. Através de foto o app irá simular scanning hi-tech da imagem, para aplicação em uma joke com amigos. Necessário excelência em design gráfico. Proposta incluindo versão free e pro, com billing in app, sistema de bonus para compartilhamentos e rotina do google analytics. Orçamento para android e para android / ios. Interessados enviar endereço skype para entrevista via webcam.

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    Codificação de aplicativo simples na área de entretenimento. Através de foto o app irá simular scanning hi-tech da imagem, para aplicação em uma joke com amigos. Necessário excelência em design gráfico. Proposta incluindo versão free e pro, com billing in app, sistema de bonus para compartilhamentos e rotina do google analytics. Orçamento para android e para android / ios. Interessados enviar endereço skype para entrevista via webcam.

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    Correções na minha pagina fofa Colocar um full display do player, mas sem colocar o full. Seria tipo um meio full Algo entre médio full e um litle funny full. Deixar o CPF pulandinho na tela, de luminosidade gradiente, como uma proteção de tela. Deixar dinamico o programa achar o link onde está para que seja alterado e algo assim....

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    Codificação de aplicativo simples na área de entretenimento. Através de foto o app irá simular scanning hi-tech da imagem, para aplicação em uma joke com amigos. Necessário excelência em design gráfico. Proposta incluindo versão free e pro, com billing in app, sistema de bonus para compartilhamentos e rotina do google analytics. Orçamento para android e para android / ios. Interessados enviar endereço skype para entrevista via webcam.

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    We are having a family Christmas party and I would like to have some Tshirts made. I have attached a design that we had done a while back. The shirt will have NSN logo on the front and back as well as Xmas Party on the back with the year. I want to make the NSN logo look better as you can’t really see the S in the middle. I would like a similar font but more easily readable and nicer. For the back I would like to make it more modern and maybe add something funny and somewhat Christmas related.

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    I am looking for someone to take the attached example and make it more fun. We will have it printed on a vinyl for a small refrigerator. It does not need to be too detailed but look great. Its in a sales office so the cooler it looks the better. Max size is 12" wide by 24" tall is the size you have to work with. You have full creative freedom. Just use the words we have in the example.

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    I am looking for someone 100 percent fluent in English (additional languages are a plus), to act as a customer support agent via a text livechat. The goal is to give answers to the visitors asking us questions via our live chat. Ideally, this person has to be able to work to cover the full European time zone from Monday to Friday during working hours, that is to say from 8:45am to 5:45pm GMT+1. - Key skills needed to do the job well: * You need to be a good english writer (if you are fluent in other languages this can also be a plus!). * You need to be available and connected for this job from Monday to Friday during European work hours, from 8:45am to 5:45pm GMT+1. * When someone enters the chat, you need to answer quickl...

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    I am looking to hire a Voice Actor to provide a voice-over for a "Game Show Themed" Alexa game we are currently working on. In the game, users guess the price of everyday items. Type of character: Energetic, happy, and funny game show host **VO Needs:** Main Script: **Introduction**: 3/4 Sentences **Finding Opponent**: 4 Sentences **Rules**: 3/4 Sentences **Main Game Help**: 3/4 Sentences **Items: 393** - Each item has the following script which will need VO. - Item Name - Item Description **Item Name:** - 1 sentence of the item name and manufacturer. Example: - "An insulated stainless steel travel mug from Contigo." **Item Description:** - 2-3 sentence description of the item. Example: - "This sta...

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    ... At the beginning: FADE IN from black FADE IN Sound as well Add rain sound fx and visual fx, especially right in the beginning. And then turn it down a bit (Don't make rain too loud) and not too visible 2. Change background to look like Oblivion Video Game. Examples: (These are some examples other freelancers did) 3. Then add a 5-20 seconds (or more) scene from the game Find a 5-20second clip(s) (or longer) from these videos and add it to your final work: (make it interesting, smart, thoughtful, or funny) 4. Upload final video as .mp4 *****Bonus: Add other things to make the video feel more like

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    Instructions: 1. Download: : At the beginning: FADE IN from black FADE IN Sound as well 2. Change background to look like Oblivion Video Game. Examples: (These are some examples other freelancers did) 3. Then add a 5-20 seconds (or more) scene from the game Find a 5-20second clip(s) (or longer) from these videos and add it to your final work: (make it interesting, smart, thoughtful, or funny) 4. Upload final video as .mp4 *****Bonus: Add other things to make the video feel more like the video game Elder Scrolls: Oblivion Such as sound FX from the game

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    Instructions: 1. Download: 2. Change background to look like Oblivion Video Game. Examples: (These are some examples other freelancers did) 3. Then add a 20 seconds (or more) scene from the game Find a 10-25second clip(s) (or longer) from these videos and add it to your final work: (make it interesting, smart, thoughtful, or funny) 4. Upload final video as .mp4 *****Bonus: Add other things to make the video feel more like the video game Elder Scrolls: Oblivion

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    Trophy icon Edit video --------- | 28 dias left

    Instructions: 1. Download: 2. Change background to look like Oblivion Video Game. Examples: (These are some examples other freelancers did) 3. Then add a 10-25 second scene from Kvatch. A town in the game that gets attacked Find a 10-25second clip(s) (or longer) from this video and add it to your final work: (make it interesting, smart, thoughtful, or funny) 4. Upload final video as .mp4 *****Bonus: Add other things to make the video feel more like the video game Elder Scrolls: Oblivion

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    Trophy icon Edit video ------ VFX 28 dias left

    Instructions: 1. Download: 2. Change background to look like Oblivion Video Game. Examples: (These are some examples other freelancers did) 3. Then add 20 second clip(s)/Scene(s) from the game: (make it interesting, smart, thoughtful, or funny) 4. Upload final video as .mp4 *****Bonus: Add other things to make the video feel more like the video game Elder Scrolls: Oblivion

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    next time you want a milestone, ask for it, i had no idea you wanted a milestone, you said you'd have the code in 6 hours. what a joke and a waste of time. reject this bid like you did the other one when you wasted my time. thanks

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    Trophy icon Design a T-shirt graphic for me 3 dias left

    ...all, First of all, thank you for checking out my project, I know how time-consuming these projects can be and I totally understand how hard you all work to get your projects done (I used to be a freelancer too). With that being said, let me get into the task. I am looking for someone to design 5 graphic t-shirts (digital artwork, memes, etc.). I'm looking for something creative and funny (not too cringe, but not too serious). If your work contains words, try to make it something that you would wear yourself!!! If your work has artwork, try to make it fashionable and trending!! The main rules I have for this is: 1. Avoid plagiarism and copyright 2. Be creative 3. Format it with 4500 x 5400 px 4. Make the designs clean Well,

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    Chinese Social Media Influencer 3 dias left
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    Hi, We are a luxury brand in Australia. We have a secret. We are one of only a handful of companies that does not use harsh chemicals. And our first ingredient is not water. I challenge you to go to your bathroom and find a product as rich and wholesome as ours, you will notice the long list of chemicals in the products you use and most contain water or alcohol or dyes. Not great products. We care about our customers. If we wouldn't dare put something harmful on our skin or our children's skin, why would we dare sell poor quality products? Customers and their heath come first, not our profits. We truly believe in the secret of our lush and incredible aloe vera plants. We grow them here in sunny Queensland, Australia. the Agricultural hub of...

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    We’re here to announce the launch of The Faces of HAPE: A project aimed to inspire, motivate, and pass on knowledge between HAPES, by sharing amazing stories collected right here in our community. **WHAT THIS IS?** We’ll repost short stories sent to us by the HAPE community. These might be inspirational, motivational, funny, heart-warming, or anything else: basically, stories that are worth sharing to other people. **HOW LONG SHOULD EACH STORY BE?** WHAT SHOULD THEY BE ABOUT? Stories should be between 300 and 400 words. We won’t count any story that goes over the word count. They can be about anything as long as you think it’s worth sharing to people – as long as someone else might get something out of them. **Here are some sample prompts:** ✨...

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    Hi, Looking for script writer for our brand QuackQuack (you can check about us on ). We need a 30 seconds video length script in Hindi which should be quirky, funny and cute at the same time along with an apt tagline to it, similar to one of our competitor's ad Aisle. Please find the reference link below, Please share your previous work samples to understand your work better along with your quotation.

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    unvaxxed crypto 2 dias left
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    we are making a joke website for a crypto coin we have made, want a cool website to market it. it'll be one page and include description, tokenomics, features of the coin, and social media links.

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    Face and arm swapping 2 dias left
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    I would like to change one of faces in a picture and put mine over there. I can send you any of my images that would catch up most compatible one. It needs to be done within 48 hours. I will share the pictures. You can change the other colors in the picture to make it more realistic. Most important thing i should be in this picture to make a joke for my friend. I would like to get results as realistic as possible and want work with someone experienced in photoshop. Lets don't waste our time and want to see previous works.

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    Hi there, Im looking to gift some funny, cute and personal memories of myself and my partners in cartoon scenes for Xmas.. unfortunately I have no drawing talent (and yes I have tried! ?) so looking for some help! Ideally I would love 3 or 4 different scenes of us, I've uploaded some inspirational images to help get an idea of what I'm looking for but happy to provide details of each personal scene. Any questions, please let me know!

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    Hi Disha S., I noticed your profile and would like to discuss doing some cartoons for me. If it is ok with you, I want to start with one to see your style. I want my cartoons to be funny. This one is about a beautiful girl maybe sitting on a stool, and a guy is approaching her with flowers, prersents, etc to talk to her. The cartoon will sit next to this poem so please read it and make the cartoon go with this poem.

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    Hello awesome writers, FIRST: if you're a bot sending generic applications, please don't waste my time. Here's the gig, see if it's interesting for you: I'm working on a small company inside the localization industry. We offer courses and intensive bootcamps for students who want to learn and experience what the career looks like. We also work with companies that use these bootcamps as a way to hire better employees. The project is called Localization Academy. Most of our content is created as videos first and then we just post the automated transcript to our website. I'd like to find someone who could polish it into a nice article, that's kinda casual, funny, GIF memes allowed... yet still communicates the value (pe...

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    Trophy icon Creative Photoshop picture Encerrado left

    ...attached photo, and put us into a fitting background that looks cool or funny or clever. The most important thing for me on something like this is how well the image of us matches with the background. Does it look like I'm really standing on the surface/floor/ground? Does the tone of our picture match the tone of the background? Other than that, you can be as creative as you want. And I don't necessarily care if the background is of a real place, or cartoon, or whatever, as long as it works. Feel free to move us around and tweak the tone, if it helps. But, and this is VERY IMPORTANT, you cannot use any imagery from an existing license, like Marvel, Harry Potter, Squid Game, etc. And we are a kids/family band, so keep it clean. But that be...

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    ...Designen von cooler und einzigartiger Bettwäsche. Beispiele sind beigefügt - bitte unbedingt diesen Stil beachten. Es kann wild, elegant, lustig, bunt oder verrückt sein - nur nicht langweilig. Deine Fantasie hat freien Raum! Wir suchen KEINE Pattern Designs sondern ausgefallene Ideen, die herausstechen. We are looking for a creative mind for the design of cool and unique bed linen. You may find examples attached - that style must be heeded. Your design can be wild, elegant, funny, colorful or crazy - anything but boring. Let your fantasy run free! We are NOT looking for pattern designs but fancy ideas that stand out....

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    I am looking for a freelancer who would edit motorsport, Formula1, supercars related videos for YouTube. I will provide all the raw video content. The freelancer needs to edit it, make it look presentable, make a thumbnail, add some peppy music, and funny memes. Each video will be approximately 8-15 minutes long depending on the content.

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    I am looking for a speech writer full of wit, historical references, motivation, and joke telling for various golf events.

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    i want to get a business card done thats kind of funny. Like me running with a sword and zombies or like being on mars with aliens. The card would have all my basic info, a picture of me with GUNS A SWORD OR SOMETHNG COOL FOR THE zombie one. If it was an alien it would be me on a different planet. It would also have a good slogan like "your real estate agent before, during and after the zombie apocalypse" or "Your agent on Earth, Mars and Jupiter". I can provide you my headshots to use for certain situations. Thx This is meant to be a funny/different business card. name: jason piece Phone number: 512529122 Email:kdka@ LIC#630895 This is meant to be a funny/different business ca...

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    I am working on a documentary originally recorded in Spanish, about the life of a priest in Honduras, and I need some voice actors and actresses to record the English version. I will provide the script, the time code and some instructions about the tone and style of reading, and I expect to receive a High Quality audio file in WAV format to be mixed by me with the other parts of the audio. 2 men: Fr. José (Deep and calm, but also funny, around 40 years) 1280 words Hector (a humble teacher, around 30 years) 190 words 3 women: María (Deep and slow, around 50 years) 295 words aprox Araceli (Alive and reflexive, around 20 years) 460 words aprox Margarita (A hard-worker woman, around 50 years) 400 words...

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    Trophy icon logo for a mobile game Encerrado left

    spit kings is a mobile game on spitting .i need a funny logo for the game.

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    Develop a freelance marketplace website similar to Freelancer, Upwork, Elance, fiverr for local freelance service (i.e : Someone propose dog sitting service, car washing, funny local services) Design requirements : Must be similar as the last version of fiverr. (not a copy) but similar look/feel and UX/UI Required features : Common Features Email Based Registration Private Messaging Area Email and Dashboard Notifications Paypal Standard Payment Credit card payment Gateway Phone verification geolocalisation matching. ID and other legal documents verification system Automated emails and notifications Reviews and Ratings Admin Managed Escrow Work Room Dispute Creation Facility and investigation features Help Tool Tip SEO Friendly URLs Responsive Design ...

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    I need ten memes created asap for sharing on discord and twitter. The meme should be funny or engaging and related to the project () Can you send me one after you've done it David and I can give feedback before you do the rest? If you can turn this around ASAP I'd appreciate it thanks.

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    Trophy icon Animated Christmas Card or Video 1 dia left

    ...Christmas or a funny concept. (Maybe Santa could go dwn chimney with some presents, come back up and grab a plunger and then go back down the chimney to fix their toilet, or the elves could deliver a new toilet or something like that??) We do have a business logo to incorporate and would like a thankyou message to send to our customers during the video, that basically incorporates the following sentiments. - Merry Christmas - Thanking our customers for their support throughout the year - Wishing them and their families a wonderful Christmas, and a Happy & Healthy New Year - Looking forward to 2022 I have attached a few images, regarding our logo, mascot and past Christmas cards for reference. We definitely wou...

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    Create a logo design Encerrado left

    I am looking for a special Logo for the eCommerce website name (), This is an eCommerce website that has a wide range of products, categories, and trendy products, I want the logo to be professional and simple for the website, (cartshot = cart + screenshot), so this will be the catchy and funny idea of this logo, you can choose a nice color for this logo, Don’t forget to show the logo also on 2D and black white edition The logo should be (Exclusive), of course provide a professional logo, favicon, corporate identity, stationery, stamp, and logo guidelines. Please use Adobe Illustrator to create the design, I hope to work with the designer on future projects, Please contact if you have any inquiries. Thanks

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    Hello. We are building a website about Donald Trump. Need someone to draw a cartoon character of him. It needs to be funny. We can link to your website to and give you credit for the drawing. Send us your best price :)

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    I need a short story writer.... Telling about a funny relationship between the two main character of a black woman who has fallen in love with a foreign country man.

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    Story writing Encerrado left

    I want a story for my YouTube channel I have a animation channel So i want a funny story I want to hire only Indian artist (hindi)

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    Small agency looking for help with graphic design for Instagram post. We have a few new incoming clients running start-up ecommerce store. One store sell household product, home storage product, tableware ,kitchenware, home decor, food storage items....etc. The other store sell funny gifts, fun toys, gadgets, prank...etc. Types of Instagram graphics my clients are looking for: - 60% Product Image - 20% Seasonal Image for the recent event and holiday (for example, black Friday, - 20% Something fun, Motivational, Cute/ adorable Each graphic should come with a simple 1-2 sentence description and some relevant hashtags suggestion. We can share a Canva account with you, the ideal candidate is familiar with Canva () in order to produce fast, efficient, an...

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    A small digital agency looking for talented English writers. Budget is 0.01 per word, each article should be 800-1500 words. The blog is for two of our clients, both of them are running start-up ecommerce website The article should be made for both HUMAN and search engine which mean the article should be easy and smooth to read, with good content, at the same time it should contain target keyword to help client's website to rank better in a long run. Client A: Selling small household products, with focus on home storage, food storage, home decor products... Client B: Selling cool gadgets, fun toys, funny gifts, funny home decor, cool stuff... Please submit sample writing when you apply. Total budget per client per month is $100 (1-2 article...

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    credit repair mems Encerrado left

    in need of funny credit repair mems for social media

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    Hi, I am recording audio for videos with an Electro Voice RE20. I am having so much trouble with my audio, it's a joke. This is a great mic so I would expect to be having an easier time with this. My main issue is sibilance, as well as the general quality not being amazing. Please review the attached files for reference. Removing background noise and clicks is one thing, but if I use a de-esser to reduce the sibilance the already questionable audio quality becomes even worse. I had a guy on Fiverr do work on my audio and he compressed my voice, dealing with the sibilance mostly but lowering the quality of the audio (also attached). I really need someone to have a video conversation with to u...

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    Hello all, I need comics about IT security, it should be only a few pages at a time and show how hackers act. I have already had a cartoonist, who unfortunately no longer has time. Our mascot is a fox, the cyber fox. In the stories, he is supposed to help companies with IT security. I have attached an example. Maybe I can find someone here who can draw in this style or something else good. I am interested in a long-term cooperation over the next years, because I need the comics regularly. My draftsman drew a cover page and back page as well as the inside, plus always a single "funny" picture on the subject of IT security. Thanks!

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    Trophy icon Comic drawer Cyber Security 2 dias left

    Hello all, I need comics about IT security, it should be only a few pages at a time and show how hackers act. I have already had a cartoonist, who unfortunately no longer has time. Our mascot is a fox, the cyber fox. In the stories, he is supposed to help companies with IT security. I have attached an example. Maybe I can find someone here who can draw in this style or something else good. I am interested in a long-term cooperation over the next years, because I need the comics regularly. My draftsman drew a cover page and back page as well as the inside, plus always a single "funny" picture on the subject of IT security.

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    My developer has developed a very good code in Laravel PHP It looks and functions well on his server on Namecheap hosting However, when he tries to upload the same code on my website (with HostGator), he faces problems; the frontend looks funny; just a code Can you help?

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