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    Scanner Project Encerrado left

    Codificação de aplicativo simples na área de entretenimento. Através de foto o app irá simular scanning hi-tech da imagem, para aplicação em uma joke com amigos. Necessário excelência em design gráfico. Proposta incluindo versão free e pro, com billing in app, sistema de bonus para compartilhamentos e rotina do goog...

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    Codificação de aplicativo simples na área de entretenimento. Através de foto o app irá simular scanning hi-tech da imagem, para aplicação em uma joke com amigos. Necessário excelência em design gráfico. Proposta incluindo versão free e pro, com billing in app, sistema de bonus para compartilhamentos e rotina do go...

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    Codificação de aplicativo simples na área de entretenimento. Através de foto o app irá simular scanning hi-tech da imagem, para aplicação em uma joke com amigos. Necessário excelência em design gráfico. Proposta incluindo versão free e pro, com billing in app, sistema de bonus para compartilhamentos e rotina do go...

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    Trophy icon Combine craig and yoda! Encerramento left

    See attached a photo of my colleague. He is known as the 'Yoda' of our office. As a joke and ode to him, we'd like a picture where is face is blended into the body of Yoda from Star Wars. We will frame this and give it to him as a gift. This is your chance to be creative! Feel free to choose whatever design medium you'd like - photoshop, illustration

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    I am wanting to build this as a joke label for some friends so this is not something that has to be perfect or expensive. I want the label to have a mountain backdrop with a Rams head as the main logo. The name of the company will be "Ram Horns Brewing Co." and the beer name will be " Lead-Step Belgian White" the size restrictions are in the photo attached

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    I'm looking for an EXPERT ebook writer to write a 10000 words <Try Not To Laugh Challange Easter Joke Book for kids> with attached simple illustration inside. NOTE: WITH ATTACHED ILLUSTRATION Jokes need to be high quality and the humour there in is visible to the blind and audible to the deaf. Full payment upon completion 14 days upon project acceptance

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    Transcibers Encerrado left

    ...The use of Australian grammar and spelling is imperative. You must be fine in front of a webcam, with an excellent microphone for our meetings. Fluent conversational written English is a must - very important. As you learn this role, there are opportunities to grow into new roles and responsibilities. Previous Experience We are ideally seeking team

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    Database Help Needed Encerrado left

    Consider the design of a database for a web site of jokes. Each joke is identified by a unique joke ID, a title, a description of the joke, the date the joke is posted, and a list of tags (each tag is a single word in lower cases). Only registered users can post, read, comment on jokes. Each registered user is identified by a user ID, a password, a

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    Graphic Designer Encerrado left

    I need some help putting together a design. It's an inside joke in my friend group that I want to put on a T-Shirt. This is not a huge merchandising project and I will in no way profit from this. The basic design goes as follows: The core of the design Is a Purple Cube(1). See the attached images. The part I need help with is to stylize and throw a

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    Trophy icon Fun Audiobook Design Encerrado left

    ...women don't enjoy the process, and if they hate dating, they definitely won't enjoy meeting Mr. Right and won't continue to take action to do so. The whole thing is a bit of a joke, but it contains some serious/useful advice, so I want to mix those two themes and have them looking forward to listening to it with the cover and excited for this product.

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    making a profile picture for my online name which is Benghis Chungo. which is a joke between me and my friends and is a mix of Genghis Khan and the Big Chungus Meme. wanted a cartoon style picture of Big Chungus (the fat Rabbit) with Defining features of Genghis Khan e.x (Mustache and Beard and possibly helmet) also wanted the picture close to the face

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    Make a Logo Encerrado left

    ...that is recognizable and gives off an impression of quality. We want a simple design as the rest of the brand is different and we don't want the entire brand to be seen as a joke. The brand should come across as quirky, premium and relatable. The logo will be on packaging with illustrated characters and old style writing. Our core values are Individuality

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    ...that the designs will be based: - The main character Michael Scott has very difficult relationships with Toby, an HR-director of his company. At some point he tries to make a joke that goes like this: "If I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, bin- Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice" [fazer login para ver a URL] -

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    I need cheap VO artist if your rate is more than 70INR/min then plz do not bid it is a good oppertunity for new comers plz check the channel called "Make joke of" I need you to talk in that accent plz ad any sample if you have

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    Database Help Encerrado left

    Consider the design of a database for a web site of jokes. Each joke is identified by a unique joke ID, a title, a description of the joke, the date the joke is posted, and a list of tags (each tag is a single word in lower cases). Only registered users can post, read, comment on jokes. Each registered user is identified by a user ID, a password, a

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    I need voice over artist u should b e able to do the voice over in merathiya accent (Like make joke of ) I need cheap voice over artist i will give some part of earning and not more than 50INR/min for video if you rate is higher plz do not bother

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    ...then maybe you wont be able to help me out. We will not be infringing on apples design, of course it will have differences. The relatively low pay is offset by a GIANT bonus written in the contract. ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY. The laptops will become available to the market in june or by september at the latest. You as the pcb designer are entitled

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    We are one of the social marketing company. We need a person can provide us latest e-sport related content, results, video, joke, poll & more.

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    Build a website Encerrado left

    Hello all Freelancer Team i want to a joke funny website some Ref. this.. [fazer login para ver a URL] [fazer login para ver a URL] Please share me time and cost

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    i want a website for joke and funny website url: [fazer login para ver a URL] [fazer login para ver a URL] please see all page both website and tell me time and cost

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    ...UX stack, so you have to be comfortable working in grayscale, focusing on function and interactions. **Insert this line on top of your application "A User Interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it's not good." This will get you a bonus point. ** You will get a low-fidelity wireframe that you will want to quickly prototype in-browser, so

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    ...equipment that's not to your 100% Satisfaction, we will send another team to rectify it. Additionally, we will write you a cheque for $250.00 for the inconvenience. #6 "No Joke 100% Satisfaction Guarantee" Logo Needed that represents our “100% Satisfaction Guarantee” When it comes to Satisfaction it's nearly impossible to please everyone. But that

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    ...to write a 5-paragraph essay explaining this in such a way that he won't be able to refute the evidence. Feel free to be comedic and over-the-top: this is only meant to be a joke, after all. However, an approach of seriousness may also be quite humorous since the context is already a funny context. I would like the bidder to be a fan of My Little Pony

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    i'd like very joke. if you can't have joke with me, DONT APPLY! Need a talented designer to create a lead generation landing page on a Episerver website. Similar to this: [fazer login para ver a URL]

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    ...[fazer login para ver a URL] The input files are here: [fazer login para ver a URL] Such specimen is too skinny and rather ugly, even scary. Since this will be used in an elaborate joke, it needs to have a funny look. [fazer login para ver a URL]

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    Schaumburg Tshirt Encerrado left

    I am looking to get tshirts made for a work trip. We have this ongoing joke how Schaumburg(where our office is) is only made up of chain restaurants. I wanted to get a cartoon image made (and eventually put on a t shirt)representing a handful of chain restaurants in schaumburg similar to the attached image.

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    ...resolution version of this available. I'm looking for someone to recreate this at a higher resolution. I'm not looking for a pixel perfect recreation just something that gets the joke across and is similar in style to the original - corner cutting is allowed. My very limited ImageJ measuring puts it at around 20x26 inches but I'm not the expert. Ideally

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    We need a professional animation maker who can make videos like serial chota bheem and shin chan. We required to make comdey skits like 1)make jokes of 2) joke junkies We need a realistic animation of humans. We also need a tutorial videos how you make videos.

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    I need a fluent speaker of English, preferably Native or Bilingual to write articles for an upcoming website. I will share the topics, keywords and other details with the best writer. The writer must show experience in writing about looking for jobs, online writing job opportunities and applying for jobs. They must also have knowledge of SEO, Keyword

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    Weird Christmas gift requires an illustration of a medie...illustration of a medieval court style scene with monkeys and cats along with our family's faces included in medieval garb (me, girlfriend and baby). Weird I know but an inside joke! Looking for either a photo shop or proper illustration. Will provide more detailed instructions upon request!

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    ...jewelry & restoration Watches (both Men & Women) Child care (Day Care) Inspirational & motivational quotes Funny RSS Feeds 1. youtube videos & channels 2. pinterest jokes 3. joke of the day We know that this is not a difficult job. we figure someone who is doing social media regularly has knowledge of such rss feed. please write "PURPLE MUSHROOM" in

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    As a joke Christmas present for a friend I'd like an illustration of my friend as a superhero cartoon character in the style of ''Anpanman"(!) However, rather than being made of bread the character should have skewers of Chicken Satay for arms and legs (I know, it's weird). A picture of my friend is attached, he should be wearing this outfit, with

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    Looking for someone to make runescape models do fortnite dances. Not a joke. Orange justice, blocboy, default dance. Not trying to lowball anyone, price and be discussed

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    This is a simple project. All you need to do...my wordpress site: [fazer login para ver a URL] There are 67 categories, found on the left side. Each joke is an article. No need to add images. You must copy the title, the joke, place it in the right category and add at least 4 tags. You'll take the tags from the title of the joke. There are about 6700 jokes / articles.

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    Am good in writing joke and scripts writing

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    Create a logo Encerrado left

    Hello, I need help to create a logo for a community group. It's reference is that of a sorority/fraternity (inside joke). I've mocked up the design direction I'd like to go with.

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    photoshop pictures Encerrado left

    Im doing a Christmas present for a friend. He has a really old dog that we always joke has been apart of historical events. Im looking for someone who can photoshop a picture of the dog into around 20 photos.

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    Trophy icon English Blog Encerrado left

    ...from medical part as skin damages either from the beauty side of it is really watch out where u will proceed for a certain procedure cos as we all know that tattoo is not a joke , u can have diseases from this procedures and u can have scars from side of beauty Choosing the right person is a must before offering ur face to anyone! Instead , choose

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    HOJO-ASBESTY Encerrado left

    Very basic. I have two raster images as referen...have them converted or re-created in Ai as vector-based art with some custom text so that they can be printed on a t-shirt as a gift. These are for personal use as an inside joke. These are both Asbestos warning signs (attached). This is a quick job. The font appears to be part of the Franklin family.

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    Trophy icon Custom Game of Thrones style Sigil! Encerrado left

    ...Details: ->The polar bear sigil described above should be used in the middle ->The house name should be "HOUSE TOBAL" ->The house motto should be "BRING ME PIE" (this is an inside joke) What I Need: ->A file with just the sigil in vector*, .psd and .jpeg (very high quality) format ->A file with the poster in vector*, .psd and jpeg (very high quality) ...

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    ...Duration of briefing should be between 15-30mins (exclude demo). - Every slides should include a script for the presenter (me). Bonus to have make it fun and include a bit of joke... i will try to read it word for word.... Content should focus on: 1) Quick intro to Cyber Security - Cyber threat landscape, wars are shifting towards cyber (eg. reason

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    I need video which is funny you can use 3d or 2d animation to create a short video. I want it to include a clean joke like advertising for a store saying all the negative things about the store like buy one get one less offer, think about the store before yourself or an airline which says we have 0 percent success rate. Ride us and never come back

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    ...2. MUST be able to deliver finished video within 24 hours of receiving link to files. 3. MUST have fast internet, Download + Upload speeds of at least 15Mb 4. MUST speak English VERY well 5. MUST know how to cut down raw footage to a nice fast paced video (no dead space, long pauses or repetitive/boring parts) 6. MUST reply within a few hours of receiving

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    ...2. MUST be able to deliver finished video within 24 hours of receiving link to files. 3. MUST have fast internet, Download + Upload speeds of at least 15Mb 4. MUST speak English VERY well 5. MUST know how to cut down raw footage to a nice fast paced video (no dead space, long pauses or repetitive/boring parts) 6. MUST reply within a few hours of receiving

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    Trophy icon I need some Graphic Design Encerrado left

    I need some artwork d...(standard font set). I have the logos that need to go on the design already made. Examples of such back patches can be found online easily. The second patch design is kind of a joke design for a team member of mine in brazilian jiu jitsu. Basically I want a design of a squirrel in a kimono with "Squirrel BJJ" on the design.

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    video making Encerrado left

    i want create joke video for my app

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    Edit Couple Of EAs Encerrado left

    1st EA: What needs to be done: (1) Check if the functionality of look at bull's lows only and look at bear's high only is...plus if a freelancer is capable of communicating VOIP on freelance's website or any free voice apps such as Skype,faceebok, gmail, or whatsapp. "I'm broke and it aint no joke," with only $60 as a budget for this project.

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    Trophy icon Build a logo Encerrado left

    I need a logo for an annual camping trip that me and my buddies go on every year. As a joke, we loosely refer to ourselves as "The Firm" and the annual camping trip as "The Offsite". This year, the trip is to Asulkan Hut. Attached are two very amateur logos I made using Squarespace software ****** Update: I would like a Sasquatch featured, wearing

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    that's not a joke. i'm a newcomer to python programming and need help structuring it for my project. the script works fine, but the execution of the programming structure is weak. the task is to insert classes and functions and to implement common software development standards. The goal is to simplify the further development for future projects

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