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    Node.js fix code 6 dias left
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    @@@@ Please read well before applying for the job @@@@@@ We will not accept auto bits, if you do not know or have experience in the matter do not request, only direct personnel will be interviewed, subcontracts will not be accepted, communications will not be accepted, or agreements outside the freelancer platform, and. You need at least three references that demonstrate your honesty and professio...

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    Lay in bed for the whole day. Tangled in your perfect white sheets with your silk pillow and puffy comforter. Drink lots of tea, but drink even more coffee. Wander through the perfume section in stores and test every single sent. Buy yourself flowers because you are beyond worth [fazer login para ver a URL] yourself to something pretty even if there is absolutely no reason too. Watch a chic flick ...

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    @@@@ Please read well before applying for the job @@@@@@ We will not accept auto bits, if you do not know or have experience in the matter do not request, only direct personnel will be interviewed, subcontracts will not be accepted, communications will not be accepted, or agreements outside the freelancer platform, and. You need at least three references that demonstrate your honesty and professio...

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    He is governor of Arizona design character should be iconic cynical dirty politican. we are trying to make a funny negative image of him. So when peoples see them they will recognize them But face should be funny, Like eyebrows or nose should be big or funny whatever you can do with it. Make him look "stupid" cynical clown like foolish dumb goofy should be in Black single color could b...

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    Cartoon design of poil 3 dias left
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    funny negative 2D sketch i am looking for with single color. He is governor of Arizona cynical dirty politican. we are trying to make a funny negative image of him. So when peoples see them they will recognize them But face should be funny, Like eyebrows or nose should be big or funny whatever you can do with it. Make him look "stupid" cynical clown like foolish dumb goofy

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    Read carefully so that there are no stupid questions!I need a Python and C++ developer with experience in creating games and desktop [fazer login para ver a URL] will be required. Now look here - [fazer login para ver a URL] if you can't build it and run it in an hour at most, then don't waste my time. Here's how it should work - [fazer login para ver a URL] Repeat the same process ...

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    Read carefully so that there are no stupid questions!I need a Python and C++ developer with experience in creating games and desktop [fazer login para ver a URL] will be required. Now look here - [fazer login para ver a URL] if you can't build it and run it in an hour at most, then don't waste my time. Here's how it should work - [fazer login para ver a URL] Repeat the same process ...

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    SEO & Adwords 3 dias left
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    Hello, we are looking to get SEO done for our website and also run Adwords campaign. You need to be very competitive and only white-hat seo practise. No spam or stupid link building pratcises. Share your portfolio.

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    Hi everybodey I'm looking for ideas for funny topics to make youtube videos. This can give you an idea: [fazer login para ver a URL] I'm looking for: - People of the past who had a very funny and hard to believe story - Funny stuff I can make videos about (for instace funny stuff of the past that today it sound so stupid) You can enter multiple entries the one I like the most will win

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    SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY – Experienced video editing experience IS A MUST. Please FOLLOW ALL DIRECTIONS exactly as stated, if not, we will NOT reply to your application. If you do NOT have professional video editing experience, please do NOT apply. ***QUESTIONS: all questions listed below, must be answered for consideration. Position: Video Editor Needed (creative, professional, talented). L...

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    Stupid zombies Encerrado left

    Want to make a game like stupid zombies, concept similar, but diffrent backgrounds....and diffrent enemies

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    Hello Guys. I have the Power Bi html code for my website. But ı want the show this report in mobile too. This code just for Desktop. in mobile this html code seems so stupid. If someone can help me about this subject , contact with me please.

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    Project for Dan C. Encerrado left

    Alright dickhead, you don't message and block like an idiot. I'm far from desperate and definitely don't need to work for a self entitled american prick like you. Where you see toxicity in my message I see reality and facts, but keep following your egocentric bigot brain, you gonna go so far with it. I bet you voted for Trump. Stupid cunt.

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    Design me a Logo Encerrado left

    logo design for a new campaign for youth which focuses on the important of participating of women's in and anti hate speech plus not making stupid/toxic people famous on social media and finally the importance of peaceful protest instead of violence demonstration

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    I need a boat Encerrado left

    I want to write a lovely poem to my friend that will get shock because she won’t expect it, to tell you more about me i’m known as a strong, and “bossy” person I rarely tell them something nice so i want that to be shown in my poem “the attitude “ but at the same time i want her to feel happy and i want the poem to show that it’s for her so mentioning her ...

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    hi i have 2 ISP with public block i need to route but other not , using Mangle im having issue if some public ip have ip directly on the mikrotik , all ip that i route trough the mikrotik using mangle work well but not the ones with ip that i put directly on the same mikrotik gateway. its probably a 5 min fix im too stupid to fix it

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    Hi There, I'm a Certified PCOS Transformation Coach who works with women who have Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome (PCOS). I work 1.1 with a small collection of clients over a minimum 18month contract, to help them lose weight, repair hormonal imbalances and be the healthiest they've ever been without stupid diets/meal plans, meds, or exhausting exercise programs. I'm after a women to h...

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    I want you to write 1x long blog post (9,000 - 12,000 words) in perfect US English. Requirements: - Unique, no copy and paste or stupid rewriting - Highly engaging and conversational tone - Filled with tons of helpful graphs and images - Super actionable to help the reader learn HOW to realize a specific result - Well researched (graphics, data, 15+ sources) I will provide some source articles...

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    Please do NOT make an offer or contact me if you and your team cannot cope with the following requirements: Development of UI / UX design Programming with Node.js Develop and implement new virtual and animated gifts Development and implementation of many complicated user options If you are just an middle man who offers me bad tamplates You don't understand the concept You want to offer...

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    I need you to write some content for a blog. I will give you the structure to follow, some keywords, and some sources. NO STUPID REWRITES.

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    Looking for an experienced developer (MERN stack) who can help in designing + develop an event planning website. The attached document has an overview on the features that will be present on the website. Agile methodology will be used and the features will be developed in phases. The website should be optimized for mobile users. Note: I have an IT background and I am looking for someone who is op...

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    Im stupid and this is confusing me so I need help from a big brained person

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    Trophy icon Brand icons set / suite Encerrado left

    TO BE CLEAR, PLEASE DONT REDESIGN THE LOGE, THISIS THE IDENTITY OF THE BRAND, THIS AN ICON SET PLEASE. Hi I'm looking to have an icon set developed for the company I work for. So say 25 icons but all in the same theme / design / concept to go with the branding, and that can be used for e commerce, brochures, video etc. It's for an electrical product brand, i.e. sockets, light switches...

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    l had one freelancer that couldnt speed up wordpress om desktop and mobile. need to be over 80%. dont bid stupid amounts like $150 etc

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    Hey everyone I am looking for someone to create a simple CMS system that will allow the admin of the site to add and remove content (possible wordpress base) The admin can add / remove videos via the admin area Most important the admin of the site will be able to video broadcast from a mobile device live onto the website. This is a long term project that will require updates in the future, con...

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    Hi, I am putting in a stupid low offer because I want to have a chat with you. Hang on. Just opening up the chat window

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    Hi, Freelancer! I got the fund for my startup(Health and Wellness). So I want to start my startup project. If you think you are very familiar with Vue(Nuxt is preferred) and TailwindCSS, please send me a proposal. Autobid will be ignored. Please start your bid with "I don't know about Vue and Tailwind, Just Joking, Haha!" I prefer developers with example projects what can show you...

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    PHP website Encerrado left

    WARNING: PLEASE, REPLY IF YOU ARE REALLY INTEREST IN THE PROJECT AND IN LINE WITH TARGET COST. SO DON'T WASTE MY TIME WITH STUPID OFFERS. i need to revise an existing website with PHP tecnology: the website needs a graphic revision and the ecommerce area must be fixed.

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    Hi, Im looking only a developer that already had encountere my problem on build. Im stuck with this issue for days and can't solve at all. This is the video about my problem: [fazer login para ver a URL] Contact me only if you can fix it in 1-2H at maximum, dont make stupid offerts with 100€-200€ if you know how to fix it. IMPORTANT: You have to fix the problem on my macbook connect...

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    I want you to write 1x long blog post (9,000 - 12,000 words) in perfect US English. Requirements: - Unique, no copy and paste or stupid rewriting - Highly engaging and conversational tone - Filled with tons of helpful graphs and images - Super actionable to help the reader learn HOW to realize a specific result - Fast turnaround of 10 days - Well researched (graphics, data, 15+ sources) I will p...

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    Guys and gals, I am trying to do a basic sharing operation between two Windows 10 computers. The RED computer is my wife's computer and has been sharing out a folder that my smart TV can send data to (via SMB). But, she doesn't want that anymore since she is often out of the house, the computer is off, etc. So, I want to set up the computer in BLUE. However, I must be stupid because ...

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    Below is a detailed description of the different categories that we are requesting designs be made up for our t-shirt program The style of design on these shirts would be similar to the Harley Davidson style of shirts. Modern, Ruff, Original, Inspirational & Detailed 1. 2nd Amendment – Features Gun rights for Americans. The associated ideas behind the 2nd Amendment design includes Guns...

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    I need you to write some articles. About page for title 1- Using technology 250 words 2-Stupid and Foolish crime 250 words

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    I need you to write some articles. About page for title 1- Using technology 250 words 2-Stupid and Foolish crime 250 words

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    your task is to deliver a bash script which installs a bunch of services 1. you get a fresh installed server with [fazer login para ver a URL] installed 2. only SSHD and apt is ensured to be prior installed on ubuntu your task is to: - install latest stable agorum core ([fazer login para ver a URL]) - install all required packages for agorum core latest - install OCR module - install phppgadmin ...

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    Real estate investment game. Looking for an existing template to build on. People buying and selling real estate in the game. The game owner makes commission on sales and charge real estate owners taxes once per year. The game has to be interactive and STRATEGY. NOT A STUPID FLASH GAME.. YOU must already have a template of a game that we need to work on and add to. The home page can be a map tha...

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    Ip adres on pc Encerrado left

    hello, stupid question, the IP address of my pc, is that the address I find with googling or the one I found on my pc in system preferences and then choose network. These two addresses are different

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    I want a custom attribute created for mailchimp, if filled it directs you to mailchimp, if blank it takes you to a category as normal. So basically a backend attribute which will create a category which directs to mailchimp. Easy work, 20 minute task to create a custom attribute in magento 1 backend. There will be a consistent flow of magento work after this. I am a developer working on bigger pr...

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    My hope and expectation is that this job will be completed within a week of commencement. I am eager to give a 20% bonus to a freelancer or agency that can code cleanly, quickly, with good but brief code comments, and good client communication. The website is served by Apache on an Ubuntu 18.04 "droplet" on DigitalOcean. It uses CloudFlare for a nameserver, CDN, and SSL/TLS certificate...

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    I am looking for someone with great experience to check my code for the following reason. whenever we have a new developer to jump in on my project he faces a lot of difficulties to set up my web app in his local and after he finishes his work he also faces a lot of dificalties to set up his work on my live server, that always required my senior developer to take his work and spend day or days im...

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    Looking for someone who can design all types of digital marketing. Animation and 3D Designs A MUST! Want good honest work with pay that you can depend on? Do not bullshit me. No time for weasels, stupid crap! If you are a Talented Digital Graphic Designer Experience in Online Marketing, Websites, Memes - able to create FRESH, UNUSUAL IMAGES - Then contact me - in your first chat convince me ...

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    Arnaldo Alcantara Encerrado left

    Analyze the ramifications, both positive and negative, of being a computer and Internet-oriented society. Use at least two quotes from the source essay "Is Google Making Us Stupid?" to back up your discussion. Due Oct 18 at midnight. In other words, agree or disagree with Nicholas Carr's findings. 5 paragraphs with introduction, body and conclusion.

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    Dlive Bot +++ -- 2 Encerrado left

    No initial pays, its stupid for nothing, 1st item what i need - follower bot. It means you develope it and im instabuy it. It must can: 1) Create accounts with valide code verification (dlive send it on mail), if this option need proxie - i give its too you, but soft must work 24/7 2) Save it in list: acc:pass 3) I can select channel and number of followers, and soft get random strings from lis...

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    I am developing a very basic proof of concept app, I have done the app in expo cli - react native and now need to link it to Firebase and Twilio and set up an action. I am too stupid to follow the online help documentation so I need to pay to get this done. If you are fully conversant in these systems it should be pretty straight forward.

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    Trophy icon Design a website for my digital agency Encerrado left

    Hi there, DESIGN ONLY, NO CODING REQUIRED I am relaunching my creative/interactive agency aimed mostly at startups and growing companies in 'Canada'. Our target market is aimed at Canadians who already have a running business and or planning to launch a new venture. Anyone from startups to medium size businesses. Looking to grow, expand and beyond. "Company name attached" N...

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    Superstitions are very fun and their themes are very funny. They stop practical thinking and develop misbeliefs. Yes! Think you got a fever, Then do you prefer medicine or follow superstition? Medicine can cure your decease but superstition can spoil your life. In the present society, man is in a state of confusion and dilemma. Because, he is unable to decide which is true and false, which is supe...

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    See above title - should be quite obvious. No negotiation on fee.

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    your task is to deliver a bash script which installs a bunch of services 1. you get a fresh installed server with [fazer login para ver a URL] installed 2. only SSHD and apt is ensured to be prior installed on ubuntu your task is to: - install latest stable moodle ([fazer login para ver a URL]) - install all required packages for moodle latest - install phpmyadmin - configure phpmyadmin to be on...

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    Trophy icon R3 Stream Logo Encerrado left

    (R3 STREAM is the business name) Live stream logo, focused on the music industry Google “live stream logos” and you’ll see most of them are pretty straight forward. Here are two that I like. Not saying we need something stupid simple, but we don’t need it too busy. Its music focused, … not the usual “wifi” signal and not the “play button” lik...

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    We need a Wikipedia editor with admin account to help deal with vandals and stupid guys who consistently add negative and wrong info on notable pages belonging to companies and persons. This is geared towards making the wiki platform a better place. More details in PM

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    Artigos da Comunidade dos Principais stupid