1. I haven't played it, but my sister owns an iPhone so if you hire me I could start.
2. An iPhone (or an android, if there's a version for it)
3. Native English speaker and writer, check.
4. I can research whatever you need me to research.
5. This kind of contradicts with #4, but I like it better. I'll have more time to put into the writing and summarizing if the research is already there.
And lastly, I'm a comedy and blog writer; I can provide some samples of my style and work, I'm pretty sure you'll like it.
(I'm not on any level on Despicable Me: Minion Rush, but as I stated earlier, I'd love to start playing if you hire me)
PM me for samples (or if you have any questions), I can't upload them here.