Humor writer

Here's the deal: I work for WAM Enterprises, a marketing agency based out NY, and we are making a pitch to a client. This is a pretty unique client because their blog would require all humor based blog posts. We're also not talking dinner party humor, we're talking toilet humor. The type of humor that either offends people or causes them to fall in love.

I would need writers who can produce 2 articles per week, and no excuses because we are on deadlines. We will provide you with the titles and outline, you just need to write the shit out of them.

Here is the link to their website and ours, so check them out. Check out their site mostly. [url removed, login to view] and [url removed, login to view]

Let me know ASAP if you think your interested in this job. IF we land this account, I can promise you consistent work for at least a year.

I need to find writers YESTERDAY so please give me a call if you see this or email me. I'm also going to have to see samples because they will be sent to the client directly. You can write new stuff to show me it doesn't have to be published anywhere spectacular. All that I need to know is that you will make me piss my pants laughing.


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