Copywriting for a Webpage - NOT SEO Writing...COPYwriting

I need someone to write the copy for my website (that is being finished now). However, I AM NOT LOOKING FOR CONTENT WRITING OR SEO AT ALL!!! I do not care about SEO and I do not want people to find my website via search engines. I do all of my advertising using direct mail (postcards, letters, pamphlets, etc) and the website is almost entirely for people I send my direct mail pieces to; it's an extension of the direct mail pieces. I have postcards arriving this week so I need the content finished tonight. However, it's not that hard at all! I just have too many other things to do. I've provided: - some screen shots of the website in the uploaded files section (as a side note: I hired this web designer on Freelancer and as you will see the website is not very good...it looks extremely plain, boring and uninspired so I'm also looking for someone to augment and improve what he came up with for a design). - Some audio files explaining the project. It's faster for me to explain everything than to write it. Please look at the screen shots while listening to the audio file. So it's going to be very easy to tell the difference between the copy/paste bids because of this audio file. - The direct mail pieces (postcards) that are arriving in mail boxes tomorrow. - The ad copy I wrote for the description of services. Requirement: I have to have the ad copy finished within 4 hours of acceptance by the writer/freelancer.