We need you to write 500 short entertaining answers to short questions. You've only got 160 characters for each answer. Be clever, be kind. The best answers come in a flash of inspiration.
If you do well, and like the work, you can do additional sets.
Why would anyone want to live on a different planet?
Answer: Less taxes!
What your cat really thinks of you?
Answer: She feeds me, but other than that, I see no use. prrrrr.