Need fast and efficient editors/proofreaders for erotic romance. :) -- -- 2

Looking for a fast, decently priced editor for 25k and 50k erotic romances. Editing would be primarily for spelling and grammar, as well as some other basic changes (breaking it up into x amount of chapters, etc). Fairly simple stuff, however I'm looking for someone thorough who won't miss anything. I'm looking for someone flexible - I might have no work for a week, then five in one day, as an example. Since my schedule can be erratic I'm looking for someone to establish a long term relationship with, who has a fast turnaround time and is reliable. All work will be checked thoroughly by me in a read through. Payment will only be released after I check the work, however that is usually 1-2 days at the most. Obviously you must be comfortable with adult language and explicit sex scenes. Although I don't require any major changes to the text in terms of plot, I need someone who can keep an eye out for discrepancies - for example if the book is set in the 1800's and a room is air conditioned, that would be a plot hole that needs fixing. Basically I just need a conscious, switched on editor to go through and clean up the spelling and grammar, as well as point out/change any major plot holes although those should be few and far between. When you apply please state what you would want for a 25k word novella, and a 50k novel. YOUR BID WILL BE FOR A 25K WORD NOVELLA. Include the word 'Magenta' in your application so I know you read all of this.