Need Work and capable of doing any work

Hi, I need some work and I'm willing to do anything. I can do typing, data entry, $2 for 1000 YouTube views in 24 hours, Facebook profile posts, anything goes. You may ask why aren't I bidding on jobs. The reason is I tried many and everything is scam and asking me to work before paying or giving me the job. So yeah. If you wanting to get any job done ASAP please place ur bid. And please don't ask me to work without making a milestone payment or without giving me the job. Thanks.