Guaranteed DMOZ listing - Editor Needed

I need a guaranteed DMOZ listing for a supplement website. I do not want a directory submission into DMOZ, I can do that myself; I need somebody who is already an editor on the [login to view URL] website. The category can be anything related to supplements, or male healthetc. Please let me know which category you are an editor for and I'll let you know if I'm interested. Please send me a message with "I'm a DMOZ editor" in the subject if you're interested and if you are a DMOZ editor in a gaming category. Thank you! I will only pay once its listed in DMOZ for 2 weeks.