Wordpress blog template and customization

What I Need: 1. Create a custom Wordpress theme based on the CSS for my main website ([[login to view URL]][1]) with horizontal site navigation at the top. 2. When I’m speaking naturally, I’m a pretty irreverent person so I’d like my blog to reflect that.? One of my favorite blogs is <[login to view URL]>. I want my blog to visually indicate to people that the blog has a different tone than the [login to view URL] over old posts from existing blog <[login to view URL]> 3. Although I’ve installed Wordpress on the site, it might need to be moved because I’d like the URL to be [[login to view URL]][2]. 4. Feedburner signup to receive updates via email. 5. RSS sign up button. 6. Google Analytics code installed. 7. Wordpress SEO plugin installed. 8. Blogroll using <[login to view URL]> or Wordpress plugin if Wordpress has one that’s just as easy. 9. Add the small badge from B2B Marketing Zone which can be found on this page <[login to view URL]>