Electrify My BRAIN!!! RUSH JOB!!

I have to have 2 ads that need to be done asap for some print that is going to press the beginning of next week. I really need them by Friday some time around noon Central time, less than a few hours from now. Basically the ads will be the same info, just a different Physical layout, since it's going to 2 different papers. The art dept. is not getting the idea across that I need in time to get it to press. This is the idea. I have a company that is called PawnChat. It is a web based forum that allows pawnbrokers to share info back and forth with each other on the web. The jest of the ad is to show 2 brains, human brains. The first will be just an average brain, and it will have some Copy above it saying " This is your Brain!! Then the next brain will have the Copy above it Saying " This is your Brain on [login to view URL] !! This Brain will have plasma encircling it, little sparks of static moving across the top showing that the PawnChat Brain is much more active and ALIVE !! I will try to include the image of the Brain in the Bid Request. After the Brain, the Copy will be "Any Questions?" Just as large as the previous Copy above the 2 other Brains. Then below that I would want "If so, Get them answered at [login to view URL] !! Then a few Features of PawnChat, Featuring:Free Registration !! ALERTS! Business Discussions Live Chat PawnBroker News Access Anywhere PawnBroker PollsQuestions ? "I will have e-mail adress here" and phone numbers here -- and ask for PawnChat Assistance In what ever lay out works [login to view URL] dimensions are for the Wide one it is 7.5 inches wide x 5 1/8th Inche tall this one is actually Black and white. The Vertical one is 3 5/8th inches wide by 10 inches tall and it is in four color. Let me know what you think,... Phil the system was locking up and not letting me prgress, it might be the brian, i'll try to resubmit the info without the brain ## Deliverables 1) Complete and fully-functional working program(s) in executable form as well as complete source code of all work done. 2) Deliverables must be in ready-to-run condition, as follows (depending on the nature of the deliverables): a) For web sites or other server-side deliverables intended to only ever exist in one place in the Buyer's environment--Deliverables must be installed by the Seller in ready-to-run condition in the Buyer's environment. b) For all others including desktop software or software the buyer intends to distribute: A software installation package that will install the software in ready-to-run condition on the platform(s) specified in this bid request. 3) All deliverables will be considered "work made for hire" under U.S. Copyright law. Buyer will receive exclusive and complete copyrights to all work purchased. (No GPL, GNU, 3rd party components, etc. unless all copyright ramifications are explained AND AGREED TO by the buyer on the site per the coder's Seller Legal Agreement). ## Platform Print ad