Createspace & KDP formatting (5" X 8") for a funny 40,000 word collection of short stories in a memoir format with no pictures inside. The target population is busy stay at home moms with 2 or more kids and I am writing under a pen name. The book has no graphics and needs to be formatted for Createspace & KDP. The book is in a word document that was written with no "style" selected.
BACK COVER TEXT
"Got a minute? Of course you don’t, you’re a parent … and so is Linda Watney.
Written in bite-sized chapters, for the busy parent, Joyful Chaos offers hilarious stories, comforting insights, and secrets to surviving absurd parenting scenarios. Whether it’s toddlers hiding raw eggs under their pillow hoping to hatch a chicken, leaving the library with a purse full of your child’s vomit, or getting your hair stuck in a leaf blower while cleaning out the minivan, parenting is a tough job, but it’s also pretty funny.
So laugh, wince and enjoy the ride as Linda chronicles her journey from picture-perfect parenting to the exhausting reality of one mom just doing her best. Joyful Chaos is a must have for every parent."