Need writer of humorous wit to write about 25 quotations on 5 topics. The topics are:
humorous wit for Internet Marketers
humorous wit for ebay users
humorous wit for the workplace or office
humorous wit for teenagers
humorous wit for dentists
An example for the topic " never argue with" could be:
| **Never argue with a fool people might not know the difference.**
| | **Never argue with a woman. You might win - and then you'll really be in trouble.**
| | **"Never argue with anyone: remember, he too has a right to his own stupid opinion."** |
1) Complete and fully-functional working program(s) in executable form as well as complete source code of all work done.
2) Deliverables must be in ready-to-run condition, as follows (depending on the nature of the deliverables):
a) For web sites or other server-side deliverables intended to only ever exist in one place in the Buyer's environment--Deliverables must be installed by the Seller in ready-to-run condition in the Buyer's environment.
b) For all others including desktop software or software the buyer intends to distribute: A software installation package that will install the software in ready-to-run condition on the platform(s) specified in this bid request.
3) All deliverables will be considered "work made for hire" under U.S. Copyright law. Buyer will receive exclusive and complete copyrights to all work purchased. (No GPL, GNU, 3rd party components, etc. unless all copyright ramifications are explained AND AGREED TO by the buyer on the site per the coder's Seller Legal Agreement).
* * *This broadcast message was sent to all bidders on Thursday Nov 3, 2005 9:43:15 AM:
There were many good bidders for my humorous wit project. I will be making the very difficult decision shortly
There is a good possibility that I will need similar work done on a semi-regular basis. I was thinking of giving all bidders a chance at this on just one topic.
microsoft word document or pdf file