Web design mentor needed (London)

Hi, We're designing an irreverent consumer website and are thinking about working with a web/graphic artist to help us determine the look and feel etc. Budget is extremely limited but if there is anyone who knows who Peter Saville is and wants to be a part of something fun then do get in touch and we'll talk about terms. We're based in London and would be looking for someone in the same area, ideally. Ours is a alt entertainment news/reviews site with e-commerce channels. The proposed launch date is rapidly approaching so we need someone fast. Let us know if you're interested - send examples of what you consider to be good design (non-Flash websites / logos / photograpy / whatever...) and what you would do, given a blank canvas, with a news/reviews website. No attachments pls - paste cv text in the body of the email if you send one through.