Website rewrite + articles

I am looking for a complete rewrite of the copy on my web design website. Must be perfect English UK grammar, although perfect US grammar acceptable as I can proofread and edit to UK English. The content is old and tired and we are looking for some vibrancy with humour, that will hold prospective clients attention. Also up to ten articles on various topics re web design and optimisation etc. to give the site some depth. Copy must be unique to Copyscape, Plagisoft standards. Please provide me with samples of previous work when applying, especially web content. see [login to view URL] More work to follow if this works out.