60264 Automatic content generation

You need to sign agreement to transfer all rights to me. Here's what you do: I setup X email addresses that would be used to receive spam. These email address will each be getting hundreds of spam emails a day after a while. I need script created that will hourly check all these email accounts and create html files out of all the messages and automatically upload them to a domain I have setup for this. Make this script intelligent so it will recognize repeated keywords and put them together. All the Viagra emails will go to create hundreds of pages about Viagra, all the Rolex emails will go to create hundreds of pages about Rolex and so on... I want to easy be able to add from admin my own ads (like goodle adsense and other from admin) and popups. I need template for this in admin. Make it all automatic so I don't even have to look at it. This should make hundreds keyword rich pages per day. Thousands new pages per month. Should be automaticaly generated site map with recognized keywords in link caption and link. Site map should be created intelligent way - you can not put thousands of links on one page so this should be like directory of site map. All contect should have RSS sindication so search engines should easily get content from all pages by RSS.