Template Design for Joomla

I'm looking for a really good web designer with experience in designing a Joomla template. I currently already have a design in non-Joomla, and I need you to modify it from there and add a few enhancements and make it into an easily-installable Joomla template. Please send over your portfolio. And for those who LIE on your portfolio (I'm sure you didn't design Facebook), so please do not bid. Please, you have to be ready for this project. If you're too busy, don't know how to make a Joomla template, or simply too lazy, do NOT bid. You must deliver on time. This project is urgent. You must design it according to what I want. You may use existing template and customize it, but please just give me a random template that you download for free online. I can do that myself. And, I expect my finish product to be a template that can be easily installed onto Joomla.