I need training in Web Development

OK I want to learn how to develop website such as [login to view URL] [login to view URL] [login to view URL] 1. How the website is put together 2. How and what, when something is required 3. How to create a admin panel 4. How to make credit card payment system 5. How to make a forum 6. How to build a database driven dynamic site with Cpanel or admin panel 7. Which language to use in build a secure site and that passes the CSS REQUIREMENT. 8. How to make a SEO friendly site 9. How to add flash based application 10. Which languages are the best to use to make the site secure and faster. 11. How to add upoload's download's for item. Willing to take classes online, if some one is up to it. Overall I want to learn everthing about website building from scratch. NO JOOMLA PLEASE