I need sales

I operate a website selling website traffic. I need sales produced within the next two weeks. I need at least 100 sales. I will pay $2 per sale on the first 100 sales, $3 per sale anything after that. I am not impressed with page rank. I already have a very good page rank ( own a web traffic website) I can get all the traffic I could ever need. I dont need more traffic, I need more sales. I don't care how you promote the website just as long as it generates sales and it is legal. I am not paying for promoting, I am paying for sales. No matter what method used I want the chosen provider to utilize the free webmaster forums to promote sales. The provider must include this method with the method they are going to use (nonnagotiable). Provider must compile a list of at least ten of these web forums and show me the details of the website and the post and email them to me. This method must be used in addition to the method the provider will use to get sales. If you do not have the skills to complete this project do not waste my time. Make sure to bid $30, we will pay the commission when the project is done. Please do not ask for prepay it will not happen. If this project is successfull there will be other projects for long term pay.