Process Orders On My Website

Hello freelancers! I'm looking to hire and develop a working relationship with a freelancer for a daily, long term position. It's not super exciting, but it's a very simple role and should provide you with some consistent income. The position will require about 20 minutes of your time per day to start, but will gradually increase to as much time as you can commit daily over the course of a few months Your role will be as follows: -Receive emails with purchase details -Go to eBay (you will be provided with my login credentials/credit card info) and purchase the described item -Send a customer an email with order information -Promptly deal with customer concerns if there are any issues (there shouldn't be many concerns) The job is incredibly simple - each order only takes about 2 minutes to complete The biggest things I require are: -Very responsive. I'm very adamant about running a quality service, so I need you to be able to purchase items within 5 hours of receiving the purchase detail emails during waking hours, and right when you get up in the morning, 7 days a week. -Able to communicate effectively, follow instructions and work without my constant supervision. I'm not looking to hire someone I have to micromanage. To prove to me you can do this and that you read this description in depth, when applying to this job, please begin your proposal with a funny or interesting random fact. I won't read proposals that don't include this! -Interested and able to fulfill orders daily (including weekends) long term. If you're not looking for a long term role, please don't apply. Please also include the number of hours you'd want to work daily -Great English. I don't want to have to deal with language barriers or have customer emails with communication issues. -I won't tolerate ordering mistakes. You should be competent enough to purchase the right items every time without making careless mistakes -Trustworthy. You'll have access to a credit card, so I need someone I can trust with that sensitive information. Please bid with the hourly wage that will make the job worthwhile to you. I want to pay you a fair wage that will make it worth your time to work long term and not feel like you're making nothing. It's obviously a job that requires very little skill so don't be expecting a high hourly wage, but I'm far more likely to choose an applicant that has a higher wage but fits all my requirements than a dirt cheap worker that's going to be a hassle. I look forward to your application!