Linux installation CD image

Hi I need a linux installation CD image with the following requirements: Hi It has the following requirements: 1. install and Runs one app only - OpenOffice 2. No internet, email, chat, games - nothing else installed, installable or able to install. No wireles etc. 3. Printer capababiliy to local or network printer. USB capability for offline storage. 4. No ability to get around restrictions. i.e. should be built into the install itself and not an admin setting. Should be an on a CD image that is simply installed. The install should not have any other apps on it or ways to modify settings. 5. No ability to modify any settings. 6. Should be able to install over windows for dual boot or as a single install. However, the dual boot should run from windows multi-boot settings. i.e. the computer should not start from GRUB. The dual boot should of course include gparted to set a new partition for installation over an existing windows partition. Basically the requirement is to create a typewriter. When linux starts, Office word starts, just like putting a piece of paper in a typewriter. Any stable free version is okay.