Local Website

We would like to have a website built for us that is like a newspaper/magazine. We want it to be completely ready to go to where all we have to do is copy a story onto the page into boxes that are already set up for us. We do not want to have to write code, or figure out how to set up the website. We need it to be very easy to change the stories and information as we do not have time to spend hours trying to figure it out. We want the website to have tabs across the top with the following menus & sub menus: Home - we would like to be able to have a couple of stories posted on this page Shop Local - with a local business directory Community - with a calendar of events and Press Releases Classifieds - we want people to send us their classified ads and we want to be able to just approve them and have them show up under this link Celebrations - with links for Anniversaries, Birthdays, Birth Announcements, Engagements, Special Announcements, Weddings and again we want people to be able to fill out a form with the info and a picture and we just approve it and it shows up on the appropriate page. About Us - a page where we can write an article about our business and have a picture Contact Us - we need a box to pop up where visitors can type in their email addresses and ask us a question, or send us a story. We would like the website to have 3 columns. One on each side for ads or widgets and one in the middle for the stories. Again, we have never built a website and do not have a lot of computer knowledge so we need this to be as easy as possible for us yet look very professional.