word press website

I am a web traffic reseller. I need a website to sell web traffic with, it must be made with word press. The background will be white. Words will be black and green. Logo will be green. The website will sell twitter followers, facebook friends, alexa traffic, webtraffic(untargetted), webtraffic(targetted), google plusones, adult traffic, guaranteed signups, audio services, and email services. I would like the design to be clean and simple. The website will be completed on the providers server before placed on mine. I will need the provider to provide all the content for the website. The content must be very internet friendly and keyword rich. Provider must be familiar with which plugins work best for seo purposes and will monetize the website best. Provider will place the plugins in backend and activate the plugins so that website will be read by internet. The provider must be proficient in english. I will need this website complete within a week. Remember the lowest bid gets the first consideration. Serious bidders will have examples of their work, I shouldnt have to ask. I will own all the rights for the site. Please, PM a brief explanation of your idea or ideas and previous work done.