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Droptaxi technologies: The server backend is based on core PHP. The apps are hybrid apps based on Cordova with native plugins written in Java for Android and Objective-C for iOS. Google maps API is used for all mapping functions Firebase is used for authentication, push message and realtime notifications Mysql is used as the backend database

We are a short-...are currently looking for a Guest Support Specialist to provide remote assistance to Guests. - Assistance at check-in and check-out inquiries (access codes, accommodation doubts) - Information on rates and availability of available accommodations - Respond to guests phone calls/messages/emails - Escalate issues Must Have: - Laptop + headsets - Strong Internet connection - Solid Verbal and Written knowledge - English (Portuguese and French are valued); - Agility with Internet tools. - Experience in Tourism and/or Customer Support - Skill in handling booking platforms Airbnb, and PMS - Responsible, Available, Empathetic@ Pro-activ@, Creative@ - Multi-Tasking, strong organizational and time management skills Working hours: 7/days week from 5pm - 00AM (PT Hour)

Preciso de um programador que faça para a nossa empresa um aplicativo usando as tecnologias , C# e Visual Studio 2019. O aplicativo será composto das seguintes telas: - Tela de Conexão ao Servidor - Tela de Login - Tela de Pesquisa (campos de pesquisa são variáveis de acordo com o tipo de documento) - Tela de Resultado da Pesqui...plataformas, compatível com as últimas versões dos sistemas operacionais Android e iOS, juntamente com a entrega dos aplicativos nas lojas Google Play Store e Apple App Store. Nós forneceremos as contas de acesso de publisher em ambas as lojas. É desejável que junto com a proposta sejam mencionados quais aplicativos você já criou. Obrigatório que o programador fal...

...looking for a Remote Junior Marketing Analyst: -The Junior Marketing Analyst has superior written and oral communication skills, and strong attention to detail. -The ability to work effectively in a fast-paced environment. -Learn quickly new and unfamiliar concepts and tasks. -You should feel comfortable achieving strict deadlines and managing competitive priorities. -The ability to build and maintain excellent interpersonal relationships and interact professionally and comfortably with a variety of personalities and communication styles. -Excellent persuasion and negotiation skills. Out of the box thinking and collaborative spirit. -Assist in other marketing areas as requested or assigned. -Written and spoken ***English 85% and Portuguese skills (native or bilingual, 95...

We are looking for a Junior Marketing Analyst: -The Junior Marketing Analyst has superior written and oral communication skills, and strong attention to detail. -The ability to work effectively in a fast-paced environment. -Learn quickly new and unfamiliar concepts and tasks. -You should feel comfortable achieving strict deadlines and managing competitive priorities. -The ability to build and maintain excellent interpersonal relationships and interact professionally and comfortably with a variety of personalities and communication styles. -Excellent persuasion and negotiation skills. Out of the box thinking and collaborative spirit. -Assist in other marketing areas as requested or assigned. -Written and spoken ***English 85% and Portuguese skills (native or bilingual, 95% t...

...this person is going to be involved in the day-to-day content operations of our Brazilian site. And is going to work with existing content on the site and develop strategies for new content for our social media platforms. This person must have: • Sports knowledge • Proven skills in different social media (we will require proof of success) • Very strong written and spoken Portuguese skills (native or bilingual, 95% - 100% proficiency) • Written and spoken English 85% • Experience with ads on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram. • Experience in writing and editing content in Portuguese. • Must be active during major sports events. • Must work on weekends • Availability to work remotely Some Bonus Skills are: • Active tracking on pe...

Um programador para fazer uma função na api function do firebase que vai autenticar, ler e gravar dados no database realtime do firebase na mesma conta que foi escrita a função A programmer to do a function in the firebase api function that will authenticate, read and write data to the firebase realtime database in the same account as the function was written.

Oi Correctly Written, reparei em seu perfil e gostaria de lhe oferecer meu projeto. Podemos discutir quaisquer detalhes no chat.

Oi Correctly Written, reparei em seu perfil e gostaria de lhe oferecer meu projeto. Podemos discutir quaisquer detalhes no chat.

Estou criando uma loja de estamparia de roupas, acessórios, decoração, etc. Usarei o OpenCart ou o Woocommerce (ainda estou decidindo a plataforma). Vou trabalhar com dezenas de tipos de produtos e milhares de estampas diferentes. Sendo que para cada estampa, terão mais de 20 produtos distintos. Referência de site para ilustração: https://www.spreadshirt.com/funny+gym+luke+sport+geek+men-s+t-shirt-D12891592 Preciso de um sistema/plugin/módulo backend que automatize o processo de cadastramento de produto, no qual, eu faça o upload apenas da imagem da estampa em PNG e ele gera automaticamente as imagens dessa estampa no produto (isto é, a foto do produto final exemplo camiseta, boné, etc com a estampa da ...

Estou criando uma loja de estamparia de roupas, acessórios, decoração, etc. Usarei o OpenCart ou o Woocommerce (ainda estou decidindo a plataforma). Na página de produtos, preciso de um carrosel (slider) que mostre outras opções de produtos com a mesma estampa do produto que o usuário está acessando. Ou seja, preciso de um módulo que crie e...ser criado do zero ou pode alterar um plugin que já tenho e me dá a opção do slider com produtos de uma categoria específica, mas quero que ele filtre os produtos de acordo com tags ou atributos iguais ao produtos que está sendo visto). O módulo é esse E este é um exemplo de como ficaria no frontend: https://www.spreadshirt...

Written in Brazilian Portuguese > Briefing HotspotNOW! é um software de gerenciamento de hotspots, que são pontos de acessos a internet disponibilizados em cidades, hotéis, bares, restaurantes, etc… Nossa proposta é, e deve ser evidenciada: - Simplificar o acesso dos usuários aos hotspots - Estar em conformidade com a lei do marco civil da Internet - Captar informações dos usuários do hotspot e utilizar elas posteriormente - Promover os produtos e serviços da empresa contratante, exibindo-os durante processo de login (Vide módulo Publicidade) - Captar avaliações e opiniões sobre os produtos e serviços do contratante. > Com isso, precisamos de uma identida...

Boa tarde, preciso fazer a otimização de 100 posts. Muitos deles já estão parcialmente otimizados (Yost SEO), e precisam de ajustes, mas outros sequer possuem palavra-chave. Se puderem me passar um orçamento, agradeço. Prazo a combinar. Não é urgente.

Tenho um projecto relacionado com o CBD (canabidiol) e precisava de alguém que me pudesse escrever artigos de 300/400 palavras com bom conteúdo e bom Português. Pode ser português do brasil sem problema.

Sou um profissional na area da Alimentação e gosto muito de ler livros , e escrever sobre tudo um pouco. Amo a minha familia e quero ter dinheiro extra para pagar as contas

A empresa publica diariamente muitos artigos sobre o cenário político dos Estados Unidos. Este projeto é um cargo de longo prazo, esperamos que você possa escrever de 30-60 artigos por mês sobre temas variados em relação á política Americana. É esperado de você a entrega de no mínimo um artigo por dia. O pagamento pode ser feito por semana ou mês. Você também irá receber uma porção da renda de seus artigos (8-15%) Aguardamos sua proposta.

Estamos contratando profissionais que tenham amplo conhecimento de conteúdo relacionado a Desenvolvimento, SEO, Marketing Digital e que saibam escrever conteúdos de 1.000 palavras adequados para SEO.

Procuro freelancer que escreva artigos.

...em base dados Mysql. Podem ver aqui exemplo do que pretendo. I want a PHP application / html5 / mysql to allow after the user has answered the questions can view complete chart and choose the area you want to work the data is written in base Mysql data. You can see here the example I want. I want a PHP application / html5 / mysql to allow after the user has answered the questions can view complete chart and choose the area you want to work the data is written in base Mysql data. You can see here the example I want....

A flyer written in portuguese with these words (I will translate for you). it's a gospel music celebration which the name of the event is YANGALALA GOSPEL (YANGALALA means JOY, so it may give you an idea about the graphics in the banner, that is something referring to joy, etc) Those names beneath are the guests that will sing in the event (put their names as they are written here) 1- Irmã Nadia 2- Ir. Miguel Buila 3- Ir. Victor António 4- Ir. Dodó 5- Vozes de Honra 6- Banda William Taylor Beneath are the details about the date and hour (Date) Data: 28 de Fevereiro(February) (Hour) Hora: 17h (5h pm)

Hi, Good evening friends ... I need a program written in Delphi! Logica: 1) program accesses URL 2) capture data 3) stores in a panel simple Tareja Fixed price $ 60. Urgent!

...protocolo SNMP (Simple Network Management Protocol) para obter informações específicas de máquinas conectadas em uma rede utilizando os protocolos UDP e IPv6. ------------ English: Create a simplified version of SNMP (Simple Network Management Protocol ) for specific information of connected machines on a network using the UDP and IPv6 protocols. Note: the software and everything else can be written in English...

We have an on-line fitness progect for women. We need people to make content for our Portuguese Facebook group. We need only native speakers from Brazil with experience in this sphere. Candidate should write articles, make motivators, funny photos and jokes about fitness and nutrition.

URGENT need with 15 subjects related to the theme "Insurance". Each story must have with at least 450 words, the texts must be in ENGLISH and all written anything copied.

The following was written in Brazilian Portuguese and translated to English by Google Translate. Finally, I put the original text, in Brazilian Portuguese. I need create a new virtual machine in the Google Cloud Computing, using the snapshot from another machine, which already has two disks. One disk with 10 GB, which is the operating system CentOS 6.6, with CPANEL. The other drive is the partition with the sites. Also clean up obsolete files. The current machine has 3.8 gig of ram. The new machine must have a minimum configuration (downgrade resources). Need to use remote access software like TeamViewer or even Google's tool, so I can keep up. Preferably, Teamviewer. O texto abaixo foi escrito em português do Brasil e traduzido para o Inglês pelo Google Transl...

EnGB I need a C # library to validate and analyze hands of Omaha Poker game. Currently already I have one that does the same for the TexasHoldem category. There are plenty of online sources for this purpose, the problem is that they are very old and written in C. This library will be used to develop a small independent game.

...mais regras de negócios dentro dele. ================================================================ Translate by Google: Building a native application for the iOS version 4 or higher. This application must contain a UIWebView which should point straight to an HTML file that must be within the user device with the name of INDEX.HTML. Within this should be a tool "fncGravar ()" written in JAVASCRIPT that when executed must pass three parameters to the application must capture this call and write to the device SQLite on the table "tbDados". The parameters are DATE (yyyy-mm-dd), TIME (hh: mi: ss), IDBUTTON. All the char format. The second function "fncLer ()" shall request the application table reading "tbDados" that should re...

Correções na minha pagina fofa Colocar um full display do player, mas sem colocar o full. Seria tipo um meio full Algo entre médio full e um litle funny full. Deixar o CPF pulandinho na tela, de luminosidade gradiente, como uma proteção de tela. Deixar dinamico o programa achar o link onde está para que seja alterado e algo assim....

...Recover HD Please make research to know any other methods to recover HD. Writing Requirements: article should be write in Portuguese and google translation will be denied. Our brazilian will check it. article should be 100% original, no copy. 100％ copyscape passed. We will check it with our professional tool. the article with at least 1500 words; The article must be written and completed in strict accordance with all requirements. If it can not meet our requirement, we need revision. Please read carefully about the requirements, if you have any questions or doubts, just feel free to contact me. Thanks...

...itself. Game is intended to be published on a web portal. Drive is given through the arrow keys, and can also move the letters WASD. The goal is to escape the evil dolls, pick up the good and take up the pizzeria (based layout where the tables are). See print screens to better understand the functionalitys of the game. I will provide all assets, as well as all flash and action script code written 3.0. I just need it to be converted to flash unity. I'll need all the source code to the end of the project. Maximum delivery period for review 03/15/2014. PT_BR: O jogo basicamente tem a tela inicial, tela de instruções e o jogo em si. Jogo tem a finalidade de ser publicado em um portal web. A movimentação é dada através ...

Eu escrevo artigos, ensino técnicas de redação, trabalho também com revisão e edição de textos, faço trabalhos de conclusão de curso (TCC) , entre outros. Consulte :, para conhecer os artigos e trabalhos já publicados por mim.

Eu escrevo artigos, ensino técnicas de redação, trabalho também om revisão e edição de textos, faço trabalhos de conclusão de curso (TCC) , entre outros.

Eu escrevo artigos, ensino técnicas de redação, trabalho também om revisão e edição de textos, faço trabalhos de conclusão de curso (TCC) , entre outros.

We've developed an MS Access database front end with a SQL Server back end. Now we need to install both of these with government agencies in South America whose IT people only speak Spanish. We provide written installation instructions in English. Our clients can only meet the contractor online for server installations during business hours in American time zones. This is periodic work, installing databases whenever clients request them. At present we have six clients in the queue. The applicant must guide and troubleshoot each installation online in fluent Spanish. The successful applicant will have a record of relevant database work. We're a university-based not-for-profit.

I'm looking for a digital marketer with specific expertise in social media marketing. The selected freelancer will work on campaigns across Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter. Imp: We are looking fo...each platform. - Monitor and analyze the performance of social media campaigns. - Stay current with the latest social media best practices and technologies. Ideal Candidate: - Proven experience in social media marketing, particularly on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter. - Strong understanding of social media analytics and the ability to interpret the results to refine strategies. - Excellent written and verbal communication skills. - Creative thinker with the ability to generate innovative ideas. This is an exciting opportunity for a skilled digital marketer to make a real impac...

I am in need of a competent and reliable virtual assistant with experience in e-commerce, specifically working with the Shopify platform. As a Virtual Assistant, your primary tasks will be centered around supporting my drop shipping busin...administrative duties Ideal candidates must be proficient in these areas and have prior experience working with Shopify. Experience in drop shipping is a plus, but not compulsory. Your role will be crucial in ensuring the efficient and effective running of my online store. You should be organized, detail-oriented, and able to work effectively with minimal supervision. Strong communication skills, both written and oral, are also essential for this role. Please let me know about your specific experience in e-commerce and working with Shopify. ...

I'm currently in need of a professional with strong experience in CodeIgniter + Bootstrap, for an urgent task. I need the person for complete redesigning of dashboard, The code is of codecanon you can find...codecanon you can find that here demo code is Just look at the website carefully, before placing the bid. I will also provide you the html template of dashboard to change I need someone who can complete the work asap. Note:- kindly check the above code carefully and all my simple requirement is written above, so don't try to place low bid only to come into inbox, just place your final price bid else i will directly stop replying you in inbox if you will change your bid amount there.

Looking for web designer to build informative website for a diamond collection. ALL AUTOMATED BIDS WILL BE IMMEDIATELY REJECTED. Key tasks include: -Designing a website with a professional, clean aesthetic -Implementing multimedia features for video and image content provided by myself -Arranging written content in a clear, effective manner. Written content provided by myself. - Use the sketches provides as a guideline for website building The ideal freelancer for this project should possess: - Good Design Skills to make website visually aesthetic - A strong background in web design, specifically with experience designing sites intended to provide information - A keen eye for detail and understanding of what appeals to a professional audience.

...roofs • Use hand tools to perform cuts into drywall as needed to measure rafters in inaccessible attics • Capture photos of the electrical meter and service panels • Handle basic interactions with homeowners in a polite & professional manner • Upload deliverables to shared cloud storage in a timely manner • Conduct site surveys independently, travel from your own home Skills & Qualifications • Written and verbal communication skills in English (Spanish is an asset) in a timely manner • Customer service skills (or similar) are an asset • Strong time management and organization skills • Mobile phone with internet capability is needed to upload images on site • Consistent access to a mobile phone for communication while perfo...

I...include: - Understanding our product offerings and how they resonate with the young adult demographic - Crafting engaging copy that directly addresses the needs and interests of potential clients in the 18-25-year age group - Finally, the main goal is to drive sales upwards, so using persuasive language and insight into customer motivations is key The ideal candidate will have: - Outstanding written communication skills - A keen understanding of the young adult market - Proven track record of increasing sales through compelling copy - Familiarity with digital products/services Your work will directly impact our bottom line, so prior experience in conversion-centric copywriting is a must. I look forward to hearing your strategies for making my product irresistible to you...

I am in need of a skilled editor who is experienced in proofreading and making necessary corrections for my pre-written fantasy novel. Your task involves: - Correcting any spelling and grammar errors. - Modifying or improving certain sections if needed. The ideal freelancer should be highly experienced in editing, specifically in the genre of fantasy novels. Experience working on fiction is a must and an appreciation for the fantasy genre would be highly beneficial.

I'm in need of an expert in US foreign policy with a strong background in diplomacy and international trade. Key Points: - Looking for advanced level expertise in US foreign policy. Your knowledge and insights should be at a level where you can provide in-depth analysis and propose innovative solutions. - The primary task will be to deliver written reports. These reports should be well-structured, detailed, and insightful, providing a deep dive into the implications of US foreign policy on diplomacy and international trade. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in US foreign policy analysis, with a particular emphasis on diplomacy and international trade - Advanced knowledge and understanding of US foreign policy - Excellent research and report writing skills - St...

Seeking experienced PHP developer to modify our site, to suit our needs. There are several modifations that need done. To qualify: You MUST be ONLY working on our project. If you have other projects going on at the same time then this is not the right fit. We want ONE individual to make changes and NOT an agency. You must be experienced with software by Botble (this one is farmart). It is written with Laravel in plug in format, so you must have experience with this type of code structure and you must write all new code in this format. Once awarded you will be given task. Milestone for the first days tasks will be activated, and payment will be released once the days tasks are live on our site verified to be working. You must complete that task within a timely manner in order to...

...able to effectively close sales. You must have a proven track record of successful B2B sales and a history of meeting or exceeding sales targets. Ideal candidate: - Experience: A strong background in the property preservation industry is a must. Previous experience in generating leads and closing sales in the B2B sector is highly desirable. - Communication: Excellent communication skills, both written and verbal, are crucial. You should be comfortable building and maintaining relationships with clients. - Results-Oriented: You should be able to work independently and efficiently to generate leads and close sales. Your focus should always be on achieving and surpassing sales targets. I'm looking for a dedicated professional who can help drive my business forward. If you m...

...?usp=sharing covers recent events. If you can record this text for a test on your phone and send me the video, that would be great. Later, I will provide a solution on how to record it better. The text I will provide should take about 3 minutes to record. Please record a video for testing and let me know if you have any questions. Key requirements: - Proficient in the Russian language, both written and spoken - Experience or strong interest in delivering news content - Ability to conduct research and present it in a engaging manner - Comfortable being in front of the camera - Available to release videos daily If you speak Russian fluently, are interested in news content, and able to commit to producing daily videos, you might be the perfect fit for this position. Your work wil...

I have an android app and it's source code I need the following done 1. Some video file types are not loading. 2. I need the aspect ratio to be full screen by default I need those issues fixed and full written instructions what was done to fix the problem. Must be an expert in Android Studio

I have an android app and it's source code I need the following done 1. Some video file types are not loading. 2. I need the aspect ratio to be full screen by default I need those issues fixed and full written instructions what was done to fix the problem. Must be an expert in Android Studio

I'm looking for a skilled Community Manager to help increase engagement in my brand. Tasks essential for this position include monitoring and responding to comments from customers, engaging and building relationships with potential customers, and promoting the brand with influencers. Our goal is to increase engageme...increase engagement in my brand. Tasks essential for this position include monitoring and responding to comments from customers, engaging and building relationships with potential customers, and promoting the brand with influencers. Our goal is to increase engagement in the brand and the Community Manager will need to post once a week. If you have experience in Community Management, have excellent written communication skills, and can commit to this project, pleas...

I'm seeking a tech-savvy prof...professional to automate our recruitment process and onboarding of new employees. Key Tasks: - **Recruitment Process:** I'm looking to automate our candidate screening process. The ideal candidate will be experienced in creating and implementing screening algorithms or software. - **Onboarding Training Content:** I require training content for onboarding. This should include a mix of video tutorials, written documentation, and interactive quizzes. It's important that the content is well-structured, engaging, and informative. We have all of this premade. Primary Goal: The main aim of the onboarding automation is to standardize our training process. As such, the ideal candidate should be able to create a fully automated system from r...