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Droptaxi technologies: The server backend is based on core PHP. The apps are hybrid apps based on Cordova with native plugins written in Java for Android and Objective-C for iOS. Google maps API is used for all mapping functions Firebase is used for authentication, push message and realtime notifications Mysql is used as the backend database

Quero um bot de mensagens automaticas no tampermonkey para o ...processo em um lop Quero que a mensagem “olá, isso é um teste” seja editável para eu mudar depois ! Se possível queria também um contador de chats Também quero que faça outro bot no mesmo estilo só que para o site ““ Clique na barra de escrever as mensagens Escrever a mensagem “olá, isso é um teste” Clique no botão “send” Clique no botão “disconnect” Clique no botão “really?” Clique no botão “new” Repita o processo em um lop Quero que o bot envie apenas uma mensagem por pessoa assim como no do Joingy, quero que faça para o tamp...

We are a short-...are currently looking for a Guest Support Specialist to provide remote assistance to Guests. - Assistance at check-in and check-out inquiries (access codes, accommodation doubts) - Information on rates and availability of available accommodations - Respond to guests phone calls/messages/emails - Escalate issues Must Have: - Laptop + headsets - Strong Internet connection - Solid Verbal and Written knowledge - English (Portuguese and French are valued); - Agility with Internet tools. - Experience in Tourism and/or Customer Support - Skill in handling booking platforms Airbnb, and PMS - Responsible, Available, Empathetic@ Pro-activ@, Creative@ - Multi-Tasking, strong organizational and time management skills Working hours: 7/days week from 5pm - 00AM (PT Hour)

Preciso de um programador que faça para a nossa empresa um aplicativo usando as tecnologias , C# e Visual Studio 2019. O aplicativo será composto das seguintes telas: - Tela de Conexão ao Servidor - Tela de Login - Tela de Pesquisa (campos de pesquisa são variáveis de acordo com o tipo de documento) - Tela de Resultado da Pesqui...plataformas, compatível com as últimas versões dos sistemas operacionais Android e iOS, juntamente com a entrega dos aplicativos nas lojas Google Play Store e Apple App Store. Nós forneceremos as contas de acesso de publisher em ambas as lojas. É desejável que junto com a proposta sejam mencionados quais aplicativos você já criou. Obrigatório que o programador fal...

...Portuguese private teacher and I created a website to show my work and get new students. There is a paid membership area where the students access extra content and I need somebody to add new material for me on a regular basis. I'd prefer a Brazilian because it would be easier to understand the content. I am looking for a person who can commit. I prefer to pay by each service done. I need someone who is really good at Wordpress....

Oi universal99, reparei no seu perfil e gostaria de oferecer a você meu projeto. Podemos discutir quaisquer detalhes no chat. Hi, I am from Brazil and I would like to translate some audios for you company in portuguese. I am really interested in it!

...looking for a Remote Junior Marketing Analyst: -The Junior Marketing Analyst has superior written and oral communication skills, and strong attention to detail. -The ability to work effectively in a fast-paced environment. -Learn quickly new and unfamiliar concepts and tasks. -You should feel comfortable achieving strict deadlines and managing competitive priorities. -The ability to build and maintain excellent interpersonal relationships and interact professionally and comfortably with a variety of personalities and communication styles. -Excellent persuasion and negotiation skills. Out of the box thinking and collaborative spirit. -Assist in other marketing areas as requested or assigned. -Written and spoken ***English 85% and Portuguese skills (native or bilingual, 95...

We are looking for a Junior Marketing Analyst: -The Junior Marketing Analyst has superior written and oral communication skills, and strong attention to detail. -The ability to work effectively in a fast-paced environment. -Learn quickly new and unfamiliar concepts and tasks. -You should feel comfortable achieving strict deadlines and managing competitive priorities. -The ability to build and maintain excellent interpersonal relationships and interact professionally and comfortably with a variety of personalities and communication styles. -Excellent persuasion and negotiation skills. Out of the box thinking and collaborative spirit. -Assist in other marketing areas as requested or assigned. -Written and spoken ***English 85% and Portuguese skills (native or bilingual, 95% t...

...this person is going to be involved in the day-to-day content operations of our Brazilian site. And is going to work with existing content on the site and develop strategies for new content for our social media platforms. This person must have: • Sports knowledge • Proven skills in different social media (we will require proof of success) • Very strong written and spoken Portuguese skills (native or bilingual, 95% - 100% proficiency) • Written and spoken English 85% • Experience with ads on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram. • Experience in writing and editing content in Portuguese. • Must be active during major sports events. • Must work on weekends • Availability to work remotely Some Bonus Skills are: • Active tracking on pe...

Um programador para fazer uma função na api function do firebase que vai autenticar, ler e gravar dados no database realtime do firebase na mesma conta que foi escrita a função A programmer to do a function in the firebase api function that will authenticate, read and write data to the firebase realtime database in the same account as the function was written.

Oi Correctly Written, reparei em seu perfil e gostaria de lhe oferecer meu projeto. Podemos discutir quaisquer detalhes no chat.

Oi Correctly Written, reparei em seu perfil e gostaria de lhe oferecer meu projeto. Podemos discutir quaisquer detalhes no chat.

Estou criando uma loja de estamparia de roupas, acessórios, decoração, etc. Usarei o OpenCart ou o Woocommerce (ainda estou decidindo a plataforma). Vou trabalhar com dezenas de tipos de produtos e milhares de estampas diferentes. Sendo que para cada estampa, terão mais de 20 produtos distintos. Referência de site para ilustração: https://www.spreadshirt.com/funny+gym+luke+sport+geek+men-s+t-shirt-D12891592 Preciso de um sistema/plugin/módulo backend que automatize o processo de cadastramento de produto, no qual, eu faça o upload apenas da imagem da estampa em PNG e ele gera automaticamente as imagens dessa estampa no produto (isto é, a foto do produto final exemplo camiseta, boné, etc com a estampa da ...

Estou criando uma loja de estamparia de roupas, acessórios, decoração, etc. Usarei o OpenCart ou o Woocommerce (ainda estou decidindo a plataforma). Na página de produtos, preciso de um carrosel (slider) que mostre outras opções de produtos com a mesma estampa do produto que o usuário está acessando. Ou seja, preciso de um módulo que crie e...ser criado do zero ou pode alterar um plugin que já tenho e me dá a opção do slider com produtos de uma categoria específica, mas quero que ele filtre os produtos de acordo com tags ou atributos iguais ao produtos que está sendo visto). O módulo é esse E este é um exemplo de como ficaria no frontend: https://www.spreadshirt...

Written in Brazilian Portuguese > Briefing HotspotNOW! é um software de gerenciamento de hotspots, que são pontos de acessos a internet disponibilizados em cidades, hotéis, bares, restaurantes, etc… Nossa proposta é, e deve ser evidenciada: - Simplificar o acesso dos usuários aos hotspots - Estar em conformidade com a lei do marco civil da Internet - Captar informações dos usuários do hotspot e utilizar elas posteriormente - Promover os produtos e serviços da empresa contratante, exibindo-os durante processo de login (Vide módulo Publicidade) - Captar avaliações e opiniões sobre os produtos e serviços do contratante. > Com isso, precisamos de uma identida...

... to put on the card: Wagner by Almeida Silveira Analista de Sistemas Phone: 44 9 9876 5432 Message: 44 9 9945 3678 E-mail: comercial@ site: if fitted, insert: desenvolvimento de sistemas I accept suggestions and if you want to ask questions, just send here ... =) If you need other files you are prompted as either original or editable source. I really need your help ......

...podendo ser open source, apenas pessoas que não são cadastradas, serem vistas como convidadas. Para mais informações, o site está disponibilizado em : ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ It's a start of a project I'm having on bitcoins, and I'm looking for someone who's capable and who really knows what I'm doing because I need the following bugs fixed: 1st Create or add a login modal with tabs of registration and forgot the password for the person to log in to my site 2nd Source and the responsiveness of the site. The source of my site is not very cool, but nothing that open the file path and edit a line in css 3&...

Boa tarde, preciso fazer a otimização de 100 posts. Muitos deles já estão parcialmente otimizados (Yost SEO), e precisam de ajustes, mas outros sequer possuem palavra-chave. Se puderem me passar um orçamento, agradeço. Prazo a combinar. Não é urgente.

Tenho um projecto relacionado com o CBD (canabidiol) e precisava de alguém que me pudesse escrever artigos de 300/400 palavras com bom conteúdo e bom Português. Pode ser português do brasil sem problema.

Sou um profissional na area da Alimentação e gosto muito de ler livros , e escrever sobre tudo um pouco. Amo a minha familia e quero ter dinheiro extra para pagar as contas

A empresa publica diariamente muitos artigos sobre o cenário político dos Estados Unidos. Este projeto é um cargo de longo prazo, esperamos que você possa escrever de 30-60 artigos por mês sobre temas variados em relação á política Americana. É esperado de você a entrega de no mínimo um artigo por dia. O pagamento pode ser feito por semana ou mês. Você também irá receber uma porção da renda de seus artigos (8-15%) Aguardamos sua proposta.

Estamos contratando profissionais que tenham amplo conhecimento de conteúdo relacionado a Desenvolvimento, SEO, Marketing Digital e que saibam escrever conteúdos de 1.000 palavras adequados para SEO.

...new themes or changes in the structure of subjects, If you already have articles published in other portals, you can indicate as portfolio, to add points to your choice. Articles should follow a few rules: The producer needs to have the minimum SEO knowledge to work with and indicate at least 3 keywords in his article; the article must be made with at least 500 words; the article should be written in short paragraphs and easy reader's understanding (target audience: elementary students and middle / teacher s) Use bullet points where possible for listing; Subtitles will be optimized in the text (tags H1, H2, You must have at least one image that represents it, with a minimum width of 650 px (suitable / not required); Plagiarism will not be accepted, all texts will b...

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...Marketplace não pode ser dessa forma. Precisamos que o CEP de origem seja o CEP de cada vendedor. Pois o produto será enviado de cada vendedor, com CEPs diferentes. > O Wc Vendors somente aceita pagamentos com STRIPE (que ainda não está disponível no Brasil) ou com Paypal. Preciso criar uma integração do WC VENDORS com o MOIP. ------ Please read it to know if you really can solve the two problems I have. I have a marketplace already developed, in its final phase and there are two problems to be solved. I use Wordpress / Woocomerce and toilet Vendors at Marketplace. Not for e-commerce but to Marketplace, ie several sellers and buyers on the same site. > When installing the plugin post office (delivery used ...

...em base dados Mysql. Podem ver aqui exemplo do que pretendo. I want a PHP application / html5 / mysql to allow after the user has answered the questions can view complete chart and choose the area you want to work the data is written in base Mysql data. You can see here the example I want. I want a PHP application / html5 / mysql to allow after the user has answered the questions can view complete chart and choose the area you want to work the data is written in base Mysql data. You can see here the example I want....

A flyer written in portuguese with these words (I will translate for you). it's a gospel music celebration which the name of the event is YANGALALA GOSPEL (YANGALALA means JOY, so it may give you an idea about the graphics in the banner, that is something referring to joy, etc) Those names beneath are the guests that will sing in the event (put their names as they are written here) 1- Irmã Nadia 2- Ir. Miguel Buila 3- Ir. Victor António 4- Ir. Dodó 5- Vozes de Honra 6- Banda William Taylor Beneath are the details about the date and hour (Date) Data: 28 de Fevereiro(February) (Hour) Hora: 17h (5h pm)

Hi, Good evening friends ... I need a program written in Delphi! Logica: 1) program accesses URL 2) capture data 3) stores in a panel simple Tareja Fixed price $ 60. Urgent!

...protocolo SNMP (Simple Network Management Protocol) para obter informações específicas de máquinas conectadas em uma rede utilizando os protocolos UDP e IPv6. ------------ English: Create a simplified version of SNMP (Simple Network Management Protocol ) for specific information of connected machines on a network using the UDP and IPv6 protocols. Note: the software and everything else can be written in English...

We have an on-line fitness progect for women. We need people to make content for our Portuguese Facebook group. We need only native speakers from Brazil with experience in this sphere. Candidate should write articles, make motivators, funny photos and jokes about fitness and nutrition.

URGENT need with 15 subjects related to the theme "Insurance". Each story must have with at least 450 words, the texts must be in ENGLISH and all written anything copied.

...in São Paulo. There is information online, but schools will only give you if you go and talk to them in person. I will pay 10 dollar (+-30 Reais) per school: Requirements: - You are living in São Paulo, and Brazilian. - You will need +- 1 hour per school, plus some time to write in on computer - You are able to ask questions and write down the answers - You are motivated - You are really motivated - You have time to work on this - I will only give to people with NO bad evaluations, or who appear lazy and don't need money. - You can go to minimum 1 school per day. How to proceed: - You will get the prices of 1 school, I will review if you were able to provide the information. - Then for every school you find info, I will pay 10 dollar. ...

The following was written in Brazilian Portuguese and translated to English by Google Translate. Finally, I put the original text, in Brazilian Portuguese. I need create a new virtual machine in the Google Cloud Computing, using the snapshot from another machine, which already has two disks. One disk with 10 GB, which is the operating system CentOS 6.6, with CPANEL. The other drive is the partition with the sites. Also clean up obsolete files. The current machine has 3.8 gig of ram. The new machine must have a minimum configuration (downgrade resources). Need to use remote access software like TeamViewer or even Google's tool, so I can keep up. Preferably, Teamviewer. O texto abaixo foi escrito em português do Brasil e traduzido para o Inglês pelo Google Transl...

EnGB I need a C # library to validate and analyze hands of Omaha Poker game. Currently already I have one that does the same for the TexasHoldem category. There are plenty of online sources for this purpose, the problem is that they are very old and written in C. This library will be used to develop a small independent game.

...mais regras de negócios dentro dele. ================================================================ Translate by Google: Building a native application for the iOS version 4 or higher. This application must contain a UIWebView which should point straight to an HTML file that must be within the user device with the name of INDEX.HTML. Within this should be a tool "fncGravar ()" written in JAVASCRIPT that when executed must pass three parameters to the application must capture this call and write to the device SQLite on the table "tbDados". The parameters are DATE (yyyy-mm-dd), TIME (hh: mi: ss), IDBUTTON. All the char format. The second function "fncLer ()" shall request the application table reading "tbDados" that should re...

Correções na minha pagina fofa Colocar um full display do player, mas sem colocar o full. Seria tipo um meio full Algo entre médio full e um litle funny full. Deixar o CPF pulandinho na tela, de luminosidade gradiente, como uma proteção de tela. Deixar dinamico o programa achar o link onde está para que seja alterado e algo assim....

Um website no qual o contratante de Zeladores domesticos, comerciais e industriais; Limpadores de piscinas; jardineiros; babas; mordomos; motoristas, encanadores; eletricistas; garcons e balcon...legitimas e precisas informacoes ao interessado com maior brevidade. -------English Version-------- A website in which the contractor Janitors gear, commercial and industrial; Cleaners pools; gardeners; babas; stewards; drivers, plumbers; electricians; waiters and clerks, to receive accurate information about the criminal situation, informations related to last employer and the employee is really cool with the Home Office (having seen) to work in the UK. A software which after accessed, do your research and return with legitimate and accurate information to the person concerned with the...

...Recover HD Please make research to know any other methods to recover HD. Writing Requirements: article should be write in Portuguese and google translation will be denied. Our brazilian will check it. article should be 100% original, no copy. 100％ copyscape passed. We will check it with our professional tool. the article with at least 1500 words; The article must be written and completed in strict accordance with all requirements. If it can not meet our requirement, we need revision. Please read carefully about the requirements, if you have any questions or doubts, just feel free to contact me. Thanks...

We are a professional Translation Company, and we really need professional and native translators to cooperation for English-Portuguese,Portuguese (Brazil) and Spanish (Latin) project.

Hi Savo!! Late Here But Wanted To At Least START The Hiring of You FRIDAY... But Now It's 1am Saturday Here... So Really Want To Get Click The Hire Me! Button. Don't Think i Have Time To Nite Or In The Day Saturday To Give You Too Much Input On The Direction... But Sunday I Will Be Able To Post You A LOT of Info On What Rework of Logo Should Entail. To Start With... 2 Key Voters Said NO Red. I Have Red BUT Love It For Bitcoin Jr.!!! But... See If You Can Come Up With A BETTER Color Combo/Theme Than Your 203 B... BLUE/Red Winning Logo. -- ALSO... Logo Was To Have 1 FOCAL Point... The Jr. Of course with all of the Contestants it ended up having 2 or 3 FOCAL Points. See If You Can Come Up With Just 1 Focal Point. -- Also... Bitcoin Is Represented By

...itself. Game is intended to be published on a web portal. Drive is given through the arrow keys, and can also move the letters WASD. The goal is to escape the evil dolls, pick up the good and take up the pizzeria (based layout where the tables are). See print screens to better understand the functionalitys of the game. I will provide all assets, as well as all flash and action script code written 3.0. I just need it to be converted to flash unity. I'll need all the source code to the end of the project. Maximum delivery period for review 03/15/2014. PT_BR: O jogo basicamente tem a tela inicial, tela de instruções e o jogo em si. Jogo tem a finalidade de ser publicado em um portal web. A movimentação é dada através ...

Preciso de um jogo que simule um jogo de Penalty. No link a seguir tem um exemplo: Não precisa ter batida de falta. Somente Penalty mesmo.

Preciso de um jogo em Flash que simule um jogo de pênalti. No link a seguir tem um exemplo: Não precisa ter batida de falta. Somente pênalti mesmo.

I need support for a problem that I'm having on a website I'm developing based on Wordpress. We are using tabs to divide the content of some of the pages, but, in order to make them work with a horizontal menu, the tabs' content has a definitio...them work with a horizontal menu, the tabs' content has a definition of "position: absolute" and that doesn't allow the content to push the footer down. You can see what happens in the link below: If you switch between the tabs, you'll se what's happening. There's a fixed height for the content, based on the first tab, but the height really should be auto because there will be other pages with different sized contents. I hope that was clear, any doubts about it, feel free to contact m...

Eu escrevo artigos, ensino técnicas de redação, trabalho também com revisão e edição de textos, faço trabalhos de conclusão de curso (TCC) , entre outros. Consulte :, para conhecer os artigos e trabalhos já publicados por mim.

Eu escrevo artigos, ensino técnicas de redação, trabalho também om revisão e edição de textos, faço trabalhos de conclusão de curso (TCC) , entre outros.

Eu escrevo artigos, ensino técnicas de redação, trabalho também om revisão e edição de textos, faço trabalhos de conclusão de curso (TCC) , entre outros.

...able to effectively close sales. You must have a proven track record of successful B2B sales and a history of meeting or exceeding sales targets. Ideal candidate: - Experience: A strong background in the property preservation industry is a must. Previous experience in generating leads and closing sales in the B2B sector is highly desirable. - Communication: Excellent communication skills, both written and verbal, are crucial. You should be comfortable building and maintaining relationships with clients. - Results-Oriented: You should be able to work independently and efficiently to generate leads and close sales. Your focus should always be on achieving and surpassing sales targets. I'm looking for a dedicated professional who can help drive my business forward. If you m...

I'm on a mission to find a competent and seasoned copywriter to assist with branding efforts. The core objective of this project is to create accurate and coherent formal English content that effectively communicates the branding message. Key requirements are: - Exceptional skills in formal copywriting and typing. - Proven experience in branding...freelancers should present their work portfolios, demonstrating their prowess and proficiency in formal writing. The right candidate will be well-versed in different styles of English writing, with a particular emphasis on the formal writing style. A proven track record in developing content for branding purposes would be highly advantageous. The contract could lead to a long-term collaboration if the written content meets the requ...