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Pretendo iniciar um projeto pessoal e preciso de alguém que faça o website por mim. O design está todo desenvolvido e precisaria apenas de alguém que criasse o domínio e fizesse a página web a um valor acessível, sem grandes custos.

Problem to be solved: Doctors spend too much time writing patient’s exams result into hospital system. There´s no integration between hospital system and laboratories system. They receive a pdf file (by email) and then they need to write the important information only into hospital´s system. It doesn´t take much time if you do it once but usually, they get 10 patients or so a day. Resuming, I need a system that reads the important information from PDF file and provide it as plain text to doctor just copy and paste. It must be online system because doctors may work for some hospitals and they do not have permission to install any program at hospital computer. Preliminary “flowchart”: Patient receive exams from laboratory by email. Patient send PDF file...

Eu preciso de um novo site. Eu preciso que você projete e construa a minha loja online.

Good Morning. -I'm looking for someone to design a project with only 2 products (more products may soon be available). -Make the logo (simple) -Not long, the products are from "Home Gym". -I already have the theme to work on. The project is to be done in ASAP. I would also like to thank anyone who could program the paypal of this woocommerce for a specific account. Thank you.

1-Check tag and category error 2-check https certificate error - new posts 3-remove wpml and currency plugins from site - Disable and remove icons (desktop and mobile) 4-Check which products do not pull order sequence when posted - (Is pulling from oldest to youngest, reverse order in function) 5-Css adjustment broke in mobile menu in content category BID USD 35.00

I have some photos and need to create a image with the photo provided and some text. I think it will be a photoshop job to add a space around the picture and insert text making it look nice. The images are to be published on internet and sent via whattsapp so must be prepared in correct shape and not very big size. Very straight forward work but 22 images that can follow same template. Estimate of about 3 hours or work - can negotiate the number of hours. Text is ready: OncoPhone Discussão de casos de oncologia ocular: pálpebra, conjuntiva, córnea, íris, retina e coróide! -> Mande história e imagens -> Discussão com equipe da EPM / UNIFESP -> Conduta e oportunidade de incluir casos raros em protocolos de pesquisa ...

Project 30/01/2016 as discussed

Project 25/01/2016 as discussed

We have an on-line fitness progect for women. We need people to make content for our Portuguese Facebook group. We need only native speakers from Brazil with experience in this sphere. Candidate should write articles, make motivators, funny photos and jokes about fitness and nutrition.

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I'm in need of a lighting designer to help create a dynamic lighting setup for a small stage that will mainly be used for concerts. The goal of this project is to enhance the overall experience for the audience and artists. Key Responsibilities: - Designing and implementing lighting concepts that are suitable for a small stage setup, specifically for concert use. - Utilizing spotlights, color washes, and moving lights effectively to create visually engaging effects. - Setting up appropriate lighting cues that align with different musical moments and enhance the overall performance. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in lighting design, particularly for live music events. - Proficiency in working with spotlights, color washes, and moving lights. - Ability ...

Small anime convention needs a starter logo: "DAGGERCON" Logo can have a dagger knife clipart in it, but no anime characters. Just wording and a dagger will suffice. Preferred colors are black, rose gold and/or purple. Key requirements: - Utilize a captivating and vibrant color scheme - Design will need to appeal to a wide audience of anime enthusiasts - Must be original and creative - Will need final product in various file formats (.jpeg, .png, .eps) Ideal Skills: - Prior experience designing logos certainly advantageous - A deep appreciation and understanding of anime culture will help - An ability to work with vibrant colors - Creativity and originality are highly valued in this project.

As a small retail/trading business, we are in need of an experienced Chartered Accountant. The ideal professional will provide us with the necessary financial guidance and services that are necessary for our operation. This includes: -Tax planning and preparation: To rightfully navigate and implement ways to reduce the financial liabilities of our business. -Financial statement preparation: To accurately reflect our finances, aiding in better decision making. -Filing of GSTR 9 -Preparation of Project Report The perfect applicant for this job would have prior experience in retail/trading businesses under the same role, and understands the demands and challenges in this industry. Fluency in financial laws and regulations, particularly in retail/trading, is a vital asset.

I need support to debbug my Django app on Google App engine. Templates are renderning on development but in production I get an error. I would like to debug the errors in production

Just a small 3 tables work, (Image, name and amount). API to pass the value

I'm looking for a skilled developer to create a SaaS platform that prioritizes user management, analytics tracking, and customer relationship management, targeting individual consumers as the primary audience. Key Functionalities: - User Management: The system should allow individual consumers to sign up, log in, and manage their accounts efficiently. - Analytics Tracking: The platform should integrate effective analytics tools to help us gain insights into user behavior, feature performance, and other relevant data. - Customer Relationship Management: We aim to position our platform as user-centric, so robust CRM tools are critical. I envision features that will allow us to engage and retain our user base effectively. Ideal Qualifications: - Extensive experience with SaaS platform ...

I need to organize my activities with my personal assistant to share files, emails, tasks, calendars Etc.

...individual to manage the customer service aspect of my business and to take charge of a small database (containing up to 1,000 records). Key responsibilities will include: - Customer Service: Responding to client enquiries, resolving user issues, and maintaining high customer satisfaction levels. - Database Management: Handling information pertinent to the customer service role, conducting regular updates, ensuring record accuracy, managing data privacy, and maintaining overall data integrity. The ideal candidate would have: - Prior experience in a customer service position, demonstrating excellent communication and problem-solving skills. - Proficiency in database management, more specifically with small scale databases. Knowledge of database software will be an added...

I'm looking for a talented designer and developer who can help me establish a strong brand for my internet-based small business. My target audience is small business owners, so I need to appeal to this market segment while also standing out in the competitive online environment. Key Requirements: - Logo Design: I need a logo that is professional, memorable, and reflects the essence of my business. This will be the cornerstone of my visual identity. - Website Design: The website should be clean, user-friendly, and SEO optimized. It needs to effectively communicate my brand and services to potential customers. - Graphic Illustrations: I need various graphic elements and illustrations that can be used across different platforms to maintain a consistent brand image. - Wordp...

I am in need of an experienced civil engineer or wastewater engineer to design a waste water network for a small community. The primary goal of this network is to manage the collection and disposal of sewage in a safe and efficient manner. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Civil or wastewater engineering background - Prior experience designing waste water networks, particularly for small communities - Proficiency in utilizing computer-aided design (CAD) software - Familiarity with sewage treatment plants and their design and implementation - Strong problem-solving skills and attention to detail Key Components: - Design and layout of a waste water network for the community - Incorporation of a sewage treatment plant into the network - Ensuring the network is efficient, cost-eff...

I'm in need of a small, specific fire system design for an industrial area. Key Project Details: - The required system is a fire hydrant system designed for a small area, less than 1 acre. - The primary use of the property is for industrial purposes. The Ideal Freelancer: - Should have prior experience in designing fire hydrant systems. - Ideally, the freelancer should have experience in designing systems for industrial settings. Please provide examples of similar projects you've worked on in the past.

I am in need of a Zoho Creator app that will streamline data management and analytics for my small business. Key Features: - **Data Entry Form**: I require a user-friendly interface for inputting data into the app. - **Reporting and Analytics**: The app should be capable of generating useful reports and providing insightful analytics based on the data entered. - **Workflow Automation**: I need the app to automate certain business processes to improve efficiency. Platform Accessibility: - The app should be accessible on: - Web browsers - Mobile devices (both iOS and Android) - Desktop applications Ideal Skills: - Proficient in Zoho Creator app development - Experience in designing intuitive and professional user interfaces - Strong background in data analytics and reportin...

I have an IPA file (executable) and the objective is to add in certain features (very simple features to begin with for this part 1 of the improvement) and possibly remove some useless features / calculations that may not be needed. Simply a cleanup of the UI. There is no major change into the design and purpose of the app, its simply just as stated; removing redundant features and to add some life improvements to the current App. Feel free to ask me any questions if you want a more in detail description and or images to the current app. Mind you we will be screening candidates to work with before replying to your message as from previous work we notice a lot of automated bidders and responders. A little detail about the app: - It is simply a calculation helper to tell users what to d...

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I need floor plans for a single-floor resid...areas: - Bedroom/studio - Kitchenette - Storeroom - Ensuite toilet + shower The ideal freelancer for this job will have extensive experience in architecture or interior design with a sharp eye for detail. The ability to suggest the most efficient use of space, taking into consideration natural light and movement flow, will be highly beneficial. This is a small building with 3 rooms 2 studions with ensuite shower and toilet, and a small storeroom. Size +/-45-50 m2. A simple hip roof &/or another cheaper alternative to build roof eg. slanted flat or skillion. Patio is 0.8m. Roof should extend to cover the 0.8m patio Brick size 290mm x 140mm x 90mm * Floor plan and elevations required * 3D is not required * File to be expor...

Journal Review | Implementation of cloud ERP for Small-and-Medium Enterprises ERP Background is preferred A review of at least 10 articles from academic papers of the selected topic. Critically review the selected articles. Find a central theme or idea for each article. Focus on important arguments of each article. Look at evidence that supports the arguments. Try to find important assumptions that link between arguments and evidence. Drawing on your review, also provide your own critiques and suggestions. Check if supportive evidence is correct or not. Check if the assumptions are reasonable or logical. You can criticize by attacking incorrect supportive evidence or tackling illogical assumptions. Read limitations of each paper and suggest how to release them. The report needs ...

I'm in need of skilled telemarketers who can assist in setting appointments with small businesses. Key Project Details: - **Demographic**: Small businesses - **Goal**: Appointment setting - **Handling Objections**: By providing detailed product/service information Ideal Candidate: - Proven experience in telemarketing - Strong communication and persuasion skills - Sound knowledge of the product/service - Ability to be patient and persistent - Experience dealing with small businesses Your primary task will be to persuade small business owners to agree to appointments for our sales team. You should be able to eloquently describe our product/service, address any concerns the business may have, and effectively schedule a meeting. The ultimate aim is to pave ...

I'm in need of an expert who can perform Ansys modal analysis for a small mechanical structure. This is to identify resonant frequencies and extract mode shapes. Key Responsibilities: - Conduct Ansys modal analysis for a small mechanical structure (alluminium plate) - Identify resonant frequencies and extract mode shapes - Ensure the structural stability of the analyzed system Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in Ansys software, particularly in conducting modal analysis - Strong background in mechanical engineering or related fields - Experience in identifying resonant frequencies and extracting mode shapes - Ability to ensure structural stability The freelancer should have a good understanding of how to approach the analysis to provide accurate results. The...

I need a 3D model of a small floorplan created in SketchUp. The original floorplan is a simple hand-drawn sketch with measures attached and I'm looking for a model that represents it in a clear, basic format. It is one floor, six rooms and covers aprox. 8x13 meters. - The model should be in 3D to represent the actual space. - The level of detail I'm looking for is basic, no furniture. All rooms are empty. - The key requirement is that you view and recreate the floorplan from a bird's eye perspective, ideally similar to an overhead map view. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in SketchUp - Experience in creating 3D floorplans The model is for a small space, so the project should be relatively straightforward for someone experienced in 3D modeling. If you have an...

I’m in need of a Shopify expert to assist me with online store. All details about the changements by message. Code and design changements. I have 7 small changements in design and function that need to be done very fast so we can finish the project soon. Have more projects in future so looking for long time support and good price. Deadline is asap, 1-2 days max.

I'm seeking a skilled CAD designer for a project that entails creating a container for a small prototype. The container not only serves to protect the prototype but also enhances its aesthetic appeal. Incorporating a sleek design with rounded corners and borders, the container should have specific holes for power button, recharging, and antenna. The chosen material for this project is plastic PLA. Prior experience in designing 3D models with STL files for plastic materials is highly desirable. Your creative input is welcome but the final product must match the dimensions and aesthetic requirements as specified. The design should be innovative but practical for real-world implementation. Key Aspects: - Design a rectangular container with rounded corners and borders - Incorpo...

I'm in need of an expert in photo restoration who can meticulously repair scratches and tears, as well as remove any stains and blemishes. The photos are small in size, no larger than 5x7 inches. Once restored, I would appreciate if the images could be delivered to me in JPEG format. Key Requirements: • Skilled in high-quality photo restoration • Experienced with repairing scratches and tears, as well as removing stains and blemishes • Ability to deliver in JPEG format Experience in retouching small-sized photographs would be an advantage. Please provide examples of previous work, if possible, in your bid. Looking forward to making these memories crisp again!

I have a small business and am seeking a skilled web designer to create a simple landing page for me. I've chosen a color scheme (blue and white) and know exactly what I want on the page. The main function of this landing page is to display my business information. It should be clean, simple, and easy to navigate. I'm looking for a design that's professional and has a modern touch. I'd like the landing page to include: - A brief description of my business - Just use random text I will update it - A color scheme that's mainly blue and white I really appreciate a freelancer who has experience working with Wordpress and is skilled in creating effective, eye-catching landing pages. A good eye for design and attention to detail are key. I'm open to discu...

As a small business in the service industry, I need help figuring out how to grow my business. We're currently experiencing less work, and we need a knowledgeable consultant who can provide valuable insights on our current situation as well help on how to manage the business part. Key focus areas would be: - Marketing Strategy: Optimizing our current marketing approach and helping us to identify new opportunities for customer acquisition and business growth. - Financial Analysis: Taking a deep dive into our financial performance and identifying areas for improvement, potential risks, and strategic opportunities. - Operations Management: Reviewing and streamlining our operations to ensure maximum efficiency and profitability. Ideal candidates will have previous experience...

I am seeking for professional and experienced team to bring my own design to life in my small-sized (less than 500 sq. ft.) backyard. The job includes: - Deliver and place imported garden soil, mix with Terracotem. I will buy the products. - Deliver and install new pavement and adjust pit cover level. I will buy paver. - Supply and construct low retaining walls including reinforcing mortar and subsoil line where needed. - Deliver and install composite decking. I will supply composite decking. - Supply and replace side boundary fence. The ideal team will have previous experience in both landscaping and construction, good communication, with a good eye for executing design plans accurately. Please include examples of previous similar works in your bid. Multiple teams / people can ...

I am seeking a skilled professional to assist with the removal of a small plastic object from a video clip which runs for less than 2 seconds. Key Requirements: - The stationary object must be expertly removed without leaving any traces or distortion in the video quality. - The freelancer should be proficient in video editing/vfx and have experience with object removal. Ideally - Removal done in Davinci Resolve and project file shared so I can adjust the grade and other aspects of the clip in the future. Ideal Skills: - Prior work with object removal - Attention to detail - Ability to work quickly and efficiently Clip was shot on DJI Ronin 4D at 6k ProRes HQ - will supply original clip.

I'm looking for an expert with experience in designing and rendering architectural drawings for secondary homes. The home should be between 500 and 1000 square feet. Essential features include separate living area and bedroom. Ideal freelancer would have: - Extensive experience in architectural design and drafting. - Knowledge of small home design. - Ability to adhere to specific space and layout requirements. - Portfolio demonstrating similar projects. Deliverables should include comprehensive drawings detailing all aspects of the home, geared towards ease of construction. A model or 3D rendering would be a huge plus.

I'm constructing a small granny flat with 1-2 bedrooms, utilizing brick as the primary material. The project involves essential engineering tasks, specifically for the footings, wall structure, and the roof. The ideal freelancer for this job should have experience in: - Structural Engineering: Proficiency in designing and planning the footings, wall structure, and roof for small buildings. - Brick Construction: Understanding of the particularities of building with besser block bricks, ensuring appropriate support and load-bearing capabilities. - Energy-Efficient Design: Ability to incorporate energy-efficient features into the structural engineering, maximizing sustainability and cost-effectiveness. The successful candidate should be able to provide detailed engineerin...

I have a software was created through ChromeDriver I want to do a small modification

I have a small area, about .25 acres, that requires one-time lawncare maintenance (mowing, trimming bushes, weeding, clearing around fence). The ideal freelancer should: - Be experienced in mowing lawns. - Have the capability to trim bushes with precision. - Be able to weed and trim the land efficiently. Looking forward to your bids.

I am looking for a skilled Civil Engineer based in Kenya to assist with the structural design of a small residential house with 1-2 bedrooms. Requirements: - Expertise in civil engineering with a focus on structural design - Proven experience designing residential buildings - Excellent understanding of Kenyan building regulations and standards - Must be local to Kenya for potential site visits or meetings This is a fantastic opportunity for a local civil engineer to apply their knowledge and creativity to design a safe, compact, and functional small home. Please share examples of similar residential projects in your application.

I'm seeking a talented web developer to create an engaging, user-friendly eCommerce website for my small-scale electronics buying and selling company. The primary goal of this site will be to increase online sales, so the site should be designed with this in mind. Key Features: - **Shopping Cart**: It is essential for the site to have a secure and efficient shopping cart that can handle different types of electronic products. - **Customer Reviews**: I want to have a review system in place to build trust and engagement with our customers. - **Payment Gateway Integration**: The site should have secure payment gateway integration to facilitate smooth transactions with customers. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in developing eCommerce websites. - Familiarity wit...

...my friend. - Memories and Nostalgia: It should reminisce on the beautiful moments we've shared and the special memories we've made together. - Support and Encouragement: I'd like the letter to be a source of comfort and encouragement for my friend as they embark on this new chapter in their life. Specifically, I would like the letter to include: - Funny Memories: Our joyous moments and inside jokes that make us laugh. - Challenges We Overcame Together: The obstacles we tackled hand in hand, highlighting our resilience and friendship. - Personal Growth Moments: Times when we've supported each other's growth and stood by one another through thick and thin. I'm seeking a writer who can weave these elements together in a heartfelt and engaging way. Th...

I'm in need of an Arab Frontend Developer who is a master of and GSAP. The task on the table is to work on an interactive website that features animations along with 3D modeling and visualization. Key Requirements: - Proficiency in GSAP and - Experience in building interactive websites - Skilled in 3D modeling and visualization - Fluent in English and Arabic The primary goal of the project isn't specified, but given the need for intricacy in animations and 3D modeling, your creative input is highly valuable. The UI design hasn't been decided yet, leaving an opportunity for your artistic influence. Ideal Skills: - GSAP and expertise - Exceptional skills in 3D modeling - Creativity in interactive website design - Proficient in Arabic language.

Small update to the android app. Change the payment gateway "cryptomus" to stripe. After that. Compile the code to obtain the apk version and an .aab version that will be used in the Google Play Store. In turn, upload the updated code to the app server. Send me the updated source code as well. The app is made on react Native, and the backend is Python. All the API's are made on Python. Maximum budget $300

As a small business owner, I am looking for a tax expert who can promptly assist me with a 1 page tax scenario of accounts. Followed by a few questions on that scenario. A quick and easy task. The ideal freelancer for this assignment should have: • Significant experience in small business taxation • Comprehensive understanding of tax deductions and credits • Expertise in bookkeeping and financial planning • Proven record of prompt project completions An understanding of commercial accommodation sales Please note that given the urgency of this project, I need someone who can start as soon as possible. Your assistance and expertise will be instrumental in navigating the complex world of business taxes.